It is the first day of university

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  • Publicado em 10 Set 2019
  • THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
    JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461
    HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
    1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
    2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
    3.
    4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
    5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
    6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
    On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).
    Instagram: ewww_its_jo...
    Twitter: tweet_joana
    Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana
    Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
    Source: incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1500022
    Artist: incompetech.com/
    If you want to translate the video: brclip.com/user/timedtext_cs_p...
    Current sub count: 2, 908, 927
    With love,
    Jenny Cravitz
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Comentários • 13 705

  • PisaCake9
    PisaCake9 2 horas atrás

    I wish her ad products were real, cause I would buy them.

  • Jeovana  Hoshana
    Jeovana Hoshana 2 horas atrás

    Socialism is good, what the heck calculus professor?

  • ColourLife
    ColourLife 2 horas atrás +1

    Her hair actually looks really nice😌👌

  • Morgan Ashley
    Morgan Ashley 2 horas atrás

    I am so happy to see a successful BRclipr attending Uni and feature it. This is why Joana is the best 🤙

  • reziel egoc
    reziel egoc 2 horas atrás

    Joana do you have your drivers we never see you drive?

  • Free-Verse
    Free-Verse 2 horas atrás

    0:14 Me aka Samantha: ...wHaT dO u wAnNt wOMaN!?

  • spoony ham
    spoony ham 3 horas atrás

    oh m gee, joana it is rude to talk with your mouth full :(

  • Ohh Ame
    Ohh Ame 3 horas atrás

    What university is she going to?

  • Jonathan Yuan 93
    Jonathan Yuan 93 3 horas atrás

    Omg is that York University in Toronto?!? I went there!!!

  • C_lola 895
    C_lola 895 3 horas atrás

    The other day at school we went to the library, and my friend was like sksksksksksksk and someone on the other side of the library sksksksksked her back

  • Talia Chatterjee
    Talia Chatterjee 3 horas atrás

    ok i love joana but isnt it weird that shes in college and her parents still drive her everywhere? like i get if she doesnt have enough money to buy herself a ca r(well she prolly does now but whatever) but at LEAST be self-sufficient enough to take the bus or bike or something? Idk kinda irks me when parents enable their kids like that. and like shes in uni and lives at home? wha?

  • Sahar Mahmmodi
    Sahar Mahmmodi 3 horas atrás

    OMG make a vid where u paint but you only use materials from the dollar store/dollarama

  • lexi hernandez
    lexi hernandez 3 horas atrás

    john cena: *talking into her water bottle .

  • 140qr
    140qr 4 horas atrás

    i saw the nipples lol

  • Agape Love2019&
    Agape Love2019& 4 horas atrás

    This girl is so ugly if she smashed her face into a pole it will be an improvement. Someone slap this bitch.

  • Eric Matei
    Eric Matei 4 horas atrás

    Whoaaaa I can’t believe we go to the same university crazy

  • lailaslayin !
    lailaslayin ! 4 horas atrás +1

    Very good choice in reading joana

  • Chaotic- Neutral
    Chaotic- Neutral 4 horas atrás +1

    Ive been wanting to drop out ever since kindergarten

  • UniquelyPenny A.K.A Penny Loker

    Pro tip: get a better back pack....your back will thank you later. Something with thicker more padded straps. More lower back support.

  • adifferentsunset 118
    adifferentsunset 118 5 horas atrás +1

    gosh darn it Samantha!!!

  • • Midnight •
    • Midnight • 5 horas atrás

    You live in Toronto, I live in Mississauga


    *i will send you some more cheese*

  • Phoebe Massey
    Phoebe Massey 5 horas atrás

    okay we get it ur a genius

  • Madelynn Booth
    Madelynn Booth 5 horas atrás

    *_the Crunch isn’t the same_*

  • Carly Churchill
    Carly Churchill 5 horas atrás

    My oatfit

  • lucky luck
    lucky luck 5 horas atrás

    Joana- it's September 4th
    Me- ohh my birthday!
    Joana- aka the worst day of the year.....
    Me-accurate

  • Jas Queen
    Jas Queen 6 horas atrás +1

    You’re almost at three million

  • HEIDI HICIANO
    HEIDI HICIANO 6 horas atrás

    👏👏calm👏your👏meat👏less👏tittys👏👏

  • Valerie K.
    Valerie K. 7 horas atrás

    Can we talk about in a span of like a month she all of a sudden wips out this fashion sense from her mini little cookies.

  • marissa gordon
    marissa gordon 7 horas atrás

    the fact that u watch dance moms just made me like you as a person even more than i already do

    • neejoy sola
      neejoy sola 6 horas atrás +1

      samantha! saMANtha! sa MAAAANN-

  • Josie Joyner
    Josie Joyner 7 horas atrás +1

    i just started college too hhhhh hi college buddy🥺🥺

    • neejoy sola
      neejoy sola 6 horas atrás

      I remember you were just in high school not so Long ago and now university, and yet I had to go through college because I’m not smart

  • Emma J
    Emma J 7 horas atrás

    wait is university, college?

  • Josie Joyner
    Josie Joyner 7 horas atrás +1

    premature alcoholism hit me like an oof

  • Merp Derp
    Merp Derp 7 horas atrás

    Am I the only one that heard “did you clean the cat? Every corner of it?”

  • Cara Reagan
    Cara Reagan 7 horas atrás

    Please do a similar video like simplynailogical’s video wherein she painted her boss’s nails except for you, you can just make a video with your professor doing....uhm...john cena things

  • Summer Jaime
    Summer Jaime 7 horas atrás

    omg you're even better than i thought- a pjo stan... WHAT A QUEEN!!

  • Suppork
    Suppork 7 horas atrás

    I passed my two semesters of physics without having to buy/rent the book. Do I remember anything, well.. no.

  • HAARDT SOFIA
    HAARDT SOFIA 7 horas atrás

    I thought you were like 14 wtf

  • sunsofguns
    sunsofguns 7 horas atrás

    *[talks with mouth full ironically]*

  • xJennova
    xJennova 7 horas atrás

    You are studying Physics!! Amaze! Good stuff, go STEM

  • pupzaz
    pupzaz 7 horas atrás

    I was waiting for her in the intro to say PATRICIA stop panking

  • Anna Pastel
    Anna Pastel 8 horas atrás

    Shes so close to 3 mil!!

  • Julia Lima
    Julia Lima 8 horas atrás

    My university is trying a new thing where all students get free textbooks and free printing. Girl I guess something went right somewhere and I got blessed along the way. I still spend way too much money on gas with my hour long commute sooo

  • Max Liechty
    Max Liechty 8 horas atrás

    When you ranted about school, oooh girl, at least someone gets it

  • This is Cutie Ringo Joy
    This is Cutie Ringo Joy 8 horas atrás

    I remember you were just in high school not so Long ago and now university, and yet I had to go through college because I’m not smart

  • Jack Rigdon
    Jack Rigdon 8 horas atrás

    samantha!
    saMANtha!
    sa *MAAAANN*-

  • Mik K
    Mik K 8 horas atrás

    I knew you were from Toronto.

  • Izzy Dp
    Izzy Dp 9 horas atrás

    q and a for joana:
    is there a dog in your future

  • Izzy Dp
    Izzy Dp 9 horas atrás

    q and a for joana ;
    do you like the beatles?

  • Analisa Kool kid
    Analisa Kool kid 9 horas atrás

    Can we just take a moment to remember the time when Joana first started high School. can we just take another moment to remember when Joana absolutely loved her avocado toast. Maybe old Joana be remembered

  • Magnolia Bustos
    Magnolia Bustos 9 horas atrás +1

    Who else is just watching her old videos for no reason😐

  • SarahAesthics
    SarahAesthics 9 horas atrás

    which university does she go to?

  • Emily Cobb
    Emily Cobb 9 horas atrás

    Are you eating mushrooms for breakfast?

  • Pikachau
    Pikachau 10 horas atrás

    Be careful with Peter Pan. He screams.

  • Zoey's Zone
    Zoey's Zone 10 horas atrás +1

    when joana reads percy jackson 🥺💗

  • Roisin gacha
    Roisin gacha 10 horas atrás

    The algebra joke was on the wall in my maths class

  • JustLivinLife
    JustLivinLife 10 horas atrás

    Okay but “apple piss”

  • JustLivinLife
    JustLivinLife 10 horas atrás

    I’m the weird kid that sits in the back and doesn’t talk...except I love History

  • Daniella Muhumuza
    Daniella Muhumuza 10 horas atrás

    samantha..
    _samantha_
    *SAMANTHA!*

  • Natalie Sanchez
    Natalie Sanchez 10 horas atrás +1

    Lucky you, you have it all

  • Sam
    Sam 10 horas atrás

    why dont you have your license?