• Publicado em 21 Abr 2019
  • oof owie ouchie
    This video is about a time I got hurt. I don't know how much of the video I should explain without spoiling it. Then again who reads the youtube description before watching the video? If you are that person: hello. You are using youtube wrong. You will be dealt with accordingly.
    This video took too long. I could have been done with it months ago but I kept second guessing myself and rerecording the audio and reformatting and blah blah blah. It was a terrible work flow and I think for future videos I need to just embrace imperfection and commit to what I have (if I don't want to take literally half a year to post something). The problem is that embracing imperfection is HARD. I said I would do the same thing in the last video and look where that got us.
    Anyway I have a flight to catch literally today so I'm glad I crunched this out and got it posted. I hope you are also glad, and I also hope you enjoy the video.

    bye ✨🤠✨
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Comentários • 23 367

  • PepSí Kitté
    PepSí Kitté 4 horas atrás

    I have not broken a single bone.
    Neither have I ever had a cavity.
    Yet I know how to spell *melodramatic.*

  • stinkyapple5
    stinkyapple5 4 horas atrás

    I’ve sprained my left leg while jumping off the sofa while I was 5

  • Mango the parrot
    Mango the parrot 4 horas atrás

    And I’ve *sighs*
    Broke my elbow trying to get a spoon for my gogurt when I was five and when I was eleven I broke my toe running in a hallway (even though this doesn’t have to do with bones I got appendicitis when I was ten in Disney) and my sister has gotten hit by a buss and a car and has never broken a bone or even had surgery ;-;

  • MLP. Heartbreak
    MLP. Heartbreak 4 horas atrás

    My friend snapped his arm in three spots during sport and didn’t even realise

  • kawaiscrazyfruitstand334 and more

    My 3-year old cousin broke her arm but now its fixe sooo.... yeh

  • Terrowin Cheeseman
    Terrowin Cheeseman 5 horas atrás

    I am 8 out of every 10 americans too.

  • Trinitee Ross
    Trinitee Ross 5 horas atrás

    I had my elbow broken by being tackled in soccer.. that was 2 years ago and it's still broken

  • Comik3099
    Comik3099 5 horas atrás +1

    ACTUAlly, spraining can often hurt MORE than breaking your ankle. It's because sprains are more damaging to your nerves (the things you FEEL with), while bones DON'T actually HAVE nerves; you just feel your bones poking around at your other meaty parts when they break. I know cause I broke my ankle attempting to do a backflip, and at the time I'd assumed I only rolled it. Also, it was on sand. Also, it was for a girl. It didn't work out between us. So much so she dated another guy instead for a while.
    So just remember, sprains don't hurt the most.

    The heart break hurts the most.

    Yeah :T
    That was pretty shitty.

  • Ktportal Productions
    Ktportal Productions 5 horas atrás

    I broke my back when I was 6 😂. It SUCKED

  • yo adrienne
    yo adrienne 5 horas atrás

    My mom went to the doctors when she hurt her foot. They said it was not broken. 3 days later she went back, they checked again and were like yeah it's fractured.

  • Raspy 1243
    Raspy 1243 5 horas atrás

    I've sprained an ankle about a year ago and it also still hurts. I jumped off of a trampoline and landed wrong on my foot.

  • •Luna Amore•
    •Luna Amore• 5 horas atrás

    5:41 i can't stop laughing from that crying agony-scream(noise) XD i really just can't get enough of ur work

  • S O V I E T
    S O V I E T 5 horas atrás

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  • xSun Flowerz
    xSun Flowerz 5 horas atrás

    I never go outside therefore I dont get hurt ;)

  • Myas Contaminations
    Myas Contaminations 6 horas atrás


  • Kambrea Donate
    Kambrea Donate 6 horas atrás

    I sprayed my leg too so alway my friend got mad at me and she pick me up and throw me hard on the ground and ya it hurt but I didn’t break a bone so ya!

  • Sara Herrmann
    Sara Herrmann 6 horas atrás

    i dislocated my left kneecap and i couldn't feel pain...until i relocated it...straighten it hurt a lot....i had to have a brace on for 2 months.... and then when i could walk on it i had another brace on it for another 2 months.... so yea...

  • I'm the Manager
    I'm the Manager 6 horas atrás

    Omg when u jumped off and thought u broke your ankle that was so funny after you r so funny!!!!!!!!!

  • BMX kid
    BMX kid 7 horas atrás

    Trust me it hurts when you brake a bone

  • Cube Solver
    Cube Solver 8 horas atrás

    That scream tho HAHAHAH

  • Yokuutsu
    Yokuutsu 8 horas atrás


  • Tabs yet Stone
    Tabs yet Stone 8 horas atrás

    I’ve done this once, I was on one of those rental multi bikes. My feet were hanging of the edge and my foot wrapped around the bar. The tire ripped my skin. I stood up and screamed to stop the bike. My father had to roll the multi bike backwards to get my foot out. He carried my to the snack bar and to the man who worked there to get some ice. This lovely elderly lady came over with a cloth to stop the bleeding and tried cheering me up with a pepper mint. This took place at a beach. I also stepped on a bee at the same beach. Now I think that beach is cursed

  • Anny Lopez
    Anny Lopez 8 horas atrás

    My brother broke his bones 6 times out the window by jumping out thinking he was super man p.s never broken a
    B o n e

  • Minty Clover
    Minty Clover 8 horas atrás

    My biggest ouchie bang bang was when i... Dropped a wine glass on my big toe in a family meeting-

  • La Shan
    La Shan 8 horas atrás +1

    The way he hit himself on the window 😂😂

  • Rogue Strucid
    Rogue Strucid 9 horas atrás

    Sprains hurt soooo bad

  • Madison Kuhle
    Madison Kuhle 9 horas atrás

    i sprained my ankle in sixth grade while playing frisbee and then walked miles and miles every day for a week in chicago. i never went to the doctor (found out it was sprained later) and it’s still messed up to this day

  • Hello_Avery
    Hello_Avery 9 horas atrás

    "Or I'm near an idiot, although that idiot is usually me."

  • Odd Creators
    Odd Creators 9 horas atrás +1

    Who was reading the subtitles like “WoH, dIs TrIpInG mE oUt”

  • Izzy
    Izzy 9 horas atrás

    Thank you for the sound effects Mr. Sandwich

  • l i z e t t e
    l i z e t t e 9 horas atrás

    His videos are so simple and and make me wheeze-

  • Soni Jez
    Soni Jez 10 horas atrás

    You feel pain only for 5 min when u break a bone

  • Rex
    Rex 10 horas atrás

    I've broken 7 bones


  • GachaWolf 54
    GachaWolf 54 10 horas atrás

    My friend broke both her legs in a car crash in Colorado

  • JClay
    JClay 10 horas atrás

    Your math is sooo wrong... it would be more like 2 in 100 not 2 in 10...

  • GamerAiden
    GamerAiden 10 horas atrás

    One of his friends are a practicing nurse
    *checks leg*
    Practicing nurse that looks like a girl: go to the hospital
    Seems like she only knows 5% of learning (not to make fun of and good thing there was a practicing nurse)

  • Evelyn Hernandez
    Evelyn Hernandez 10 horas atrás

    What school did u go to?

  • bandito
    bandito 10 horas atrás

    i almost choked on my water when you described your wiggliness

  • Maria Angelone
    Maria Angelone 11 horas atrás

    Was it at pump it up

  • DogeUnicornBoi Doggo
    DogeUnicornBoi Doggo 11 horas atrás

    Today I fell off my skateboard and I died.

  • Odd
    Odd 11 horas atrás

    "YA GOOD?"

  • Deltpaw
    Deltpaw 12 horas atrás

    I've broken a bone completely in half and at first it only felt like a bruise but once I figured out it was broken then the pain started coming and I was s c r e a m i n g
    -i'm childish-

  • Eppicdoge15
    Eppicdoge15 12 horas atrás

    Breaking a bone dosn't hurt that bad

    • Eppicdoge15
      Eppicdoge15 11 horas atrás

      @Peryite I should've been more specific but, the bones I broke didn't really hurt. They just felt like a hyper extension or like a jam

    • Peryite
      Peryite 12 horas atrás

      Eppicdoge15 depends how you break it once I got a compound fracture when I broke my collarbone

  • worlds bestnoob
    worlds bestnoob 12 horas atrás

    I broke my arm but it didn't hurt to much

  • Gamer H
    Gamer H 12 horas atrás

    You need 10mil subs this is funny 👌🏾

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous 12 horas atrás +1

    My boi did a swastika going down the stairs

  • Emma Witzenburg
    Emma Witzenburg 12 horas atrás

    sometimes sprained ankles hurt way worse then broken bones. i’ve experienced both.

  • someamorplease
    someamorplease 12 horas atrás +1

    My school did that inflatables thing for every single year except ours :):):) No I'm not bitter what do you mean?

  • IHaveTacosDownHere
    IHaveTacosDownHere 12 horas atrás +1

    the pain isn't breaking the bone, it's the hospital fees

  • Emma eddie et
    Emma eddie et 12 horas atrás

    I've broken my bones many times before it doesn't hurt as much as people say

  • Shane Thissell
    Shane Thissell 13 horas atrás

    I have broke my heal

  • Sleepy ._.0
    Sleepy ._.0 13 horas atrás

    I did the exact thing, On the same thing, that was exactly the same.butttt it wasn’t the same. Because I DID break a bone.i relate so hard to this. Except. I broke the bone. Because im stupid.

  • GachaLifeGurl 3350
    GachaLifeGurl 3350 13 horas atrás

    I liked for the 3:40

  • TheSnakeGamingHD
    TheSnakeGamingHD 13 horas atrás

    I was crossing the street and this car just ran over my foot pretty much broken most my bones on my left foot that was back in 2013

  • manka
    manka 14 horas atrás

    love that sound effect though :D thanks

  • Amma Ofosuhene
    Amma Ofosuhene 14 horas atrás

    I can't believe I'm new to this Channel and I still think this is one of the top five best channels have seen

  • Games`n Fight
    Games`n Fight 14 horas atrás +1

    The real question is: Has he eaten the other subscriber?

  • MF seki
    MF seki 15 horas atrás

    I have broke a bone cuz i was 6 and i tried to shoot 2 socer balls at the same time and i did that and i broke me bone i scream so much and i broke me left hand that is it

  • GaeboyBloody
    GaeboyBloody 15 horas atrás

    When I sprained my ankle it hurt more than when I broke my toe, small bone tho but bloody hell sprains

  • Jill Reed
    Jill Reed 15 horas atrás

    I broke my toe with a chair

  • Jasmine Andrews
    Jasmine Andrews 15 horas atrás

    I had this video at 1.25x speed by accident and it just made the intro even funnier

  • Emma Burke
    Emma Burke 15 horas atrás +1

    I’ve only fractured one bone. When I was 9. I fall off and over everything though and haven’t broken one since. 18 now and in the 6 years I’ve known my friend....SHES BROKEN AT LEAST ONE BONE EVERY SINGLE YEAR. She also tore a ligament in her knee falling off a footpath. Same happened to me and all I did was scrape my knee a bit. She acted like I tore apart my whole leg and blood was squirting out when in reality it was a little scrape with a trickle of blood

  • Axel Partridge
    Axel Partridge 15 horas atrás

    I’ve broken 8 bones and it doesn’t hurt but feels weird but that feeling is worse than pain

  • Shadowwolf Yeet
    Shadowwolf Yeet 16 horas atrás

    Who else has never broken a bone

  • Audrie Hernandez
    Audrie Hernandez 16 horas atrás

    Hey, hello, hi, even though you did not break your ankle are you sure you didn't tear a ligament or tendon? Especially since it's 3 years later and it still hurts lol.

  • The Derp Disorder
    The Derp Disorder 16 horas atrás

    Yea breaking your bones is bad but y’all ever been stung by a Portuguese man o war

  • Anne D
    Anne D 16 horas atrás

    there was once an inflatable castle that was being deflated and I still jumped into it even though there wasn't any air left, but it looked like there was still air inside, so I kind of jumped on the floor while thinking I would land softly. It was horrible

  • tokinnasian
    tokinnasian 16 horas atrás


  • Miilkie Lix
    Miilkie Lix 16 horas atrás

    I started crying and laughing at the same time. Oh the pain 😂😭

  • Lennart Mangels
    Lennart Mangels 16 horas atrás

    if it still hurts you should probably see a doctor again xD

  • Ian Garner
    Ian Garner 16 horas atrás

    Uhhhhh me name jeff

  • Ian Garner
    Ian Garner 16 horas atrás

    Lol great vid dude!

    • Ian Garner
      Ian Garner 16 horas atrás

      Omg you're so nice you now its me

  • Wiggly
    Wiggly 16 horas atrás +1

    “My body is wiggly”

  • BloxinDoeZ
    BloxinDoeZ 16 horas atrás

    lol on mid july i fell softly but still put all my weight on my arm, and i cried a bit, and making me cry takes a lot. i still cant lift heavy stuff with the arm, still hurts a tiny bit

  • Loser Emma
    Loser Emma 17 horas atrás

    I've broke my toe before