Half Off - Cyanide & Happiness Shorts

  • Publicado em 18 Abr 2019
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    Created By: Rob DenBleyker, Kris Wilson, Dave McElfatrick
    Written & Directed By: Mike Salcedo, Connor Murphy
    Voice Actors:
    Mike Salcedo - Half Off Oscar
    Connor Murphy - Customer
    Animation Director: Bill Jones
    Animation: Kris Behr, Seth Gordon
    Character Design: Jerald Lewis, Connor Murphy
    Background Art: Connor Murphy, Elizabeth Del Rosario
    Animatic: Connor Murphy
    Editor: Taylor Ransom
    Sound Editor/Mixer: Ben Governale
    Sound Design/Foley: Nic Federle, Ben Governale
    Music: Steve Lehmann
    Produced By: Adam Nusrallah
    Production Manager: Explosm - Autumn Soeder
    Production Assistant: Michael Stewart, Lorraine Bett
    *addendum: Kate Gerry - Broots Waymb's Adopted Ward
    #comedy #satire #cyanideandhappiness
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Comentários • 4 574

  • Roman Chi
    Roman Chi 2 horas atrás

    if he cut the commercial in half, the original length would be 4 minutes and 24 seconds long

    MAR1LYN MAN5ON 4 horas atrás

    Outro song?

  • h_
    h_ 5 horas atrás

    1:30 one atom would release like basically 0 energy

  • Putrid Abomination
    Putrid Abomination 16 horas atrás


  • Ruben Zuñiga
    Ruben Zuñiga 17 horas atrás

    This dude its worse than thanos

  • Rocky Curiel
    Rocky Curiel 17 horas atrás

    The man Thanos looks up to

  • aopa99 opa
    aopa99 opa 18 horas atrás


  • Axel Arias
    Axel Arias 19 horas atrás

    "THERE IS NO LI-MIT... TO MA- *voice crack*- H POWER"😂😂😂😂

  • David Cappadoccia
    David Cappadoccia 20 horas atrás

    Check the subtitles. Some are wrong.

  • Mako Cueto
    Mako Cueto 21 hora atrás


  • AffirmedJuggler I
    AffirmedJuggler I 23 horas atrás +1

    He’d be perfect for my divorce

  • Babyback the Butcher

    He cut my depression in half, but then each half became its own whole. Now I’m more sad...

  • Roblox gacha. MANIAC

    Thanos wants to know your

  • Azrael Wolfsblood
    Azrael Wolfsblood Dia atrás

    What’s with the doom music

  • Richard Zandburg
    Richard Zandburg Dia atrás +1

    He can cut a infinity stone in half.

  • TheHappyHopper
    TheHappyHopper Dia atrás +1

    1:26 you're welcome

  • SubparTerror748
    SubparTerror748 2 dias atrás

    Cyanide and halfynes

  • Nyann dx
    Nyann dx 2 dias atrás


  • Jake Taller
    Jake Taller 2 dias atrás

    Heres A Neat Scenario:
    Magician: I Will Now Cut My Lovely Assistant In Half!
    (Oscar Shows Up And Kicks The Magicians Ass Before He Can Begin His Trick)
    Oscar: If Anyone’s Cutting Anything In Half, It’s Me! I’ll Cut Her In Half!
    (Cuts Assistant In Half With His Bare Hands, Audience Applauds, Oscar Walks Away)
    Assistant: Wait, Aren’t You Gonna Put Me Back Together Again?
    Oscar: Sorry Miss: I Only Know How To Cut Things In Half.

  • H20 Circus
    H20 Circus 2 dias atrás

    Oh ShIt his amazing doctor :0

  • M Guy
    M Guy 2 dias atrás

    Wait he cut the commercial in half what is the other half

  • M Guy
    M Guy 2 dias atrás

    How strong to you have to be to cut the world in half

  • M Guy
    M Guy 2 dias atrás

    This comment is Cut in half

  • Nightmare Playz YT
    Nightmare Playz YT 2 dias atrás +2

    If your Friend is single
    Cut it in half
    If its your birthday there's only 1 guest
    Cut in half

  • Hanata's World
    Hanata's World 2 dias atrás

    one cut man

  • Unknown Identity
    Unknown Identity 2 dias atrás

    Was gonna make a joke about the video bu

  • Radon
    Radon 3 dias atrás

    But is Flex Tape strong enough to fix it?

  • awesome playzn
    awesome playzn 3 dias atrás

    He had half a tie

  • Rex Jolles
    Rex Jolles 3 dias atrás

    I'm on my ebed and my cat is just poking my knees with her paws

  • proud atheist
    proud atheist 3 dias atrás

    He was present during Korean war.

  • Gabriel Ritter
    Gabriel Ritter 3 dias atrás

    He cut half of the universe. WOW.

  • Your Average Otaku
    Your Average Otaku 3 dias atrás

    "I'LL CUT IN HAL-"

  • Cashew McCashew
    Cashew McCashew 3 dias atrás

    The first time i watched this i was too busy rockin' to the music that i forgot the actual vid.

  • Dr.Claus Cook
    Dr.Claus Cook 3 dias atrás

    That's what thanos meant.

  • Anjel Villasenor
    Anjel Villasenor 3 dias atrás

    He cut an atom in half... *gets a knife*

  • DuoLingo
    DuoLingo 3 dias atrás

    I cutted my paper in half for paper cutting my finger 😎

  • Red Orb Pikachu
    Red Orb Pikachu 3 dias atrás

    Infinity war (2018)

  • yt remastered
    yt remastered 4 dias atrás

    But can he cut minecraft bedrock in half?

  • vishal vellody
    vishal vellody 4 dias atrás

    That was only hakf the commercial, I wanna see the rest.

  • funtime turbo
    funtime turbo 4 dias atrás

    Me everytime it's Monday and its gonna be a long day I'll cut it in half

  • Kiryn McLendon
    Kiryn McLendon 4 dias atrás

    Communism at its finest

  • Radion
    Radion 4 dias atrás +1

    Looks like someone's been playing a lot of half life

  • Rico Lindsey
    Rico Lindsey 4 dias atrás

    *One Punch Man actually learned Martial Arts* lol

  • Papzito
    Papzito 4 dias atrás

    that backing track is great standalone version ?

  • Podzilla
    Podzilla 4 dias atrás

    Half-off Oscar vs. Phil Swift

  • Crash Factory
    Crash Factory 4 dias atrás +1

    Cuts everything
    Guy: you never cut my 10

  • C. A. J. S 99
    C. A. J. S 99 5 dias atrás

    Thanos would like to know your location

  • MC Dexpo
    MC Dexpo 5 dias atrás

    *thanos taking notes*

  • Samuel Velasco
    Samuel Velasco 5 dias atrás

    Let's cut your subscribers in half

  • Devon Island
    Devon Island 5 dias atrás

    So basically the full commercial is 4 minutes long.

  • grubgames subscribe!
    grubgames subscribe! 5 dias atrás


  • Glaze Luis
    Glaze Luis 5 dias atrás

    Im not sure shaggy csn beat him

  • Nix
    Nix 6 dias atrás

    This guy vs Saitama

  • DracoNick
    DracoNick 6 dias atrás

    If only I had half his power

  • Susan Martinez
    Susan Martinez 6 dias atrás +1

    End game doy

  • Esau Gonzalez
    Esau Gonzalez 6 dias atrás

    Now what if we double everything?

  • Robert Ferguson
    Robert Ferguson 6 dias atrás

    Thanos & phil swift: *sweats profusely*

  • 8 - bit Hero
    8 - bit Hero 6 dias atrás

    Half a price... 😉

  • Edgario. io
    Edgario. io 6 dias atrás

    Black Thanos, Blanos

  • Abel Binyam
    Abel Binyam 6 dias atrás

    I wonder if half off Oscar has any kids

  • 다스호른
    다스호른 6 dias atrás

    Thanos : "I LIKE THIS ONE."

  • EnoGaming YT
    EnoGaming YT 6 dias atrás

    Half off INTENSIFIES

    Edit: Cause I cant do bold letters

  • Nancy Murray
    Nancy Murray 6 dias atrás

    I heard this guy and thanos are good friends

  • Trenton Gregory
    Trenton Gregory 6 dias atrás

    This is one of the best shorts in a while!!

  • AP1704 _
    AP1704 _ 6 dias atrás

    i lost my shit when he cut the atom

  • Spice Daddy
    Spice Daddy 6 dias atrás

    1:14 really makes me happy

  • Lee Kee
    Lee Kee 6 dias atrás


  • Insta im_boredforever Because why not

    Tea is just gay coffee

  • Kobe Pantel
    Kobe Pantel 7 dias atrás

    Did they make the part where one of the twins are supposed to die in the separation

  • Luca Costa
    Luca Costa 7 dias atrás

    thanos: i killed half the universe with a snap
    saleman: thats cute, cuts thanos in half

  • Potatony Spaghettony
    Potatony Spaghettony 7 dias atrás +1

    *"there is no limit to my power"*
    Cuts thanos in half

  • Potatony Spaghettony
    Potatony Spaghettony 7 dias atrás +1

    Will you cut my virginity in half?

  • Meme Explorer
    Meme Explorer 7 dias atrás

    Thanos would be proud

  • Tony Stark
    Tony Stark 7 dias atrás +1

    Cut your life--> Half-Life (game)

  • Doylgaafs
    Doylgaafs 7 dias atrás

    I think that we've just got a Thanos of Cyanide & Happiness cinematic universe.
    It's time for Middle Man to assemble a team.

  • Lawren Cen
    Lawren Cen 7 dias atrás

    *L* *O* *L*

  • Scott’s Air
    Scott’s Air 7 dias atrás

    Thanos orgin story

  • ReplayTSL
    ReplayTSL 7 dias atrás

    Half-off Oscar vs. Shaggy
    Place your bets

  • shakir johnson
    shakir johnson 7 dias atrás +1

    Am i the only one whos noticed that his ties cut in half 🤔

  • Lenora Mcadory
    Lenora Mcadory 7 dias atrás +1

    think your channel is too low


  • Ben Peacock
    Ben Peacock 7 dias atrás

    Top 10 people who can kill thanos

  • Thanos you will get snapped put of existence

    I think this dude would beat me with my gauntlet

  • Tom
    Tom 8 dias atrás

    Hey! I could swear that this video was 4:14 seconds long before!! What happened?

  • Abel Binyam
    Abel Binyam 8 dias atrás


  • Russell Cloa
    Russell Cloa 8 dias atrás

    This guy makes thanos look old news

  • Omega Alpha
    Omega Alpha 8 dias atrás

    “Too many people in the universe? I cut it in half!”--Thanos

  • Onyx Wolf
    Onyx Wolf 8 dias atrás

    This guy deserves a series, unfortunately he would cut it in half.

  • Kitten Jibanyan
    Kitten Jibanyan 8 dias atrás

    1:12 he had us in the first part, not gonna lie

  • Michael Amicay
    Michael Amicay 8 dias atrás

    You think this comment is too long?!


  • Dragon Fruit
    Dragon Fruit 8 dias atrás

    Top 10 characters who could defeat thanos with the infinity gauntlet in seconds

  • ben21
    ben21 8 dias atrás

    Thanos? Is that you?

  • Titanic The titan
    Titanic The titan 8 dias atrás

    Watch to 1:06
    To make sure you watched half the video

  • CroLanix
    CroLanix 8 dias atrás

    There is a limit.

  • Random Twig
    Random Twig 8 dias atrás +1


  • Ian Meyer Marietta
    Ian Meyer Marietta 9 dias atrás

    Population too big? Snap it in half!

  • Jonathan Bjørn Lobach 7X Virupskolen

    Think this comment is to long.
    I cu

  • Alpha Mega Fire Folf The Guardian

    I'm also surprised that no ones taking about the captions.

  • Alpha Mega Fire Folf The Guardian

    How the hell were the conjoined twins able to put on those operation clothes!?

  • Spicy taco 59
    Spicy taco 59 9 dias atrás

    Only he can defeat thanos

  • Družina iz podruma
    Družina iz podruma 9 dias atrás

    It's the episode of spongebob where Patrick went crazy everybody?