Meanwhile... Awkwafina Is The New Voice Of NYC's 7 Train

  • Golden Globe winner Awkwafina is the latest celebrity voice to be heard on New York City subway trains. #Colbert #Comedy #Meanwhile
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Comentários • 80

  • Roberr Platt
    Roberr Platt 18 dias atrás

    For a minute I thought he said "Golden Gloves Winner..."

  • simul8rduude
    simul8rduude Mês atrás

    I'm deaf, and honestly seeing closed captioning on porn hub is kind of weird. Idk what that other deaf dude is smoking, but you go to porn hub for the comments or the fucking. closed captioning in the videos is not necessary....

    You're deaf man. Do what I do and just read their lips if you want that sweet porn backstory.

  • Lisa Gulick
    Lisa Gulick Mês atrás

    I know a few things about WW II, and one of them is that the Vichy puppet regime wasn't the full story. The French Resistance were *bad-ass,* and they began acts of sabotage the very year the Germans took power. They had some support from the British (SOE - this was after Chamberlain resigned and Churchill became PM), and apparently came from all walks of life. They provided shelter for downed Allied airmen, military intelligence during the liberation of France, and fighting troops during and after that period.
    To those who think the French were "wimpy" when they surrendered to the Nazis, let me ask you this. If you had seen neighbor after neighbor being overpowered by a nut with an assault rifle, and you had nothing but a shotgun; if your allies who were *supposed* to come to your aid did nothing; and now this crazy is shoving that rifle up your nose...what would you have done?
    Yeah, they surrendered, resistance is futile, all that. But there *were* a lot of brave folks over there who cut wires, blew up shit, learned important stuff and sent it on to other Allies who could use it...and died for their courageous acts.

  • bbsy1
    bbsy1 Mês atrás

    That’s a train station I would go too!

  • bbsy1
    bbsy1 Mês atrás

    That’s a train station I would go too!

  • Wendy Desparois
    Wendy Desparois Mês atrás

    This is my new favourite Meanwhile intro. :)

  • Seetiyan
    Seetiyan 2 meses atrás

    Yes, PLEASE do those Liam Neeson announcements for real. That'd be hilarious!

  • Zachariah and the Invisibles

    Stop cutting to Jon! Christ!

  • LeavingIt Blank
    LeavingIt Blank 2 meses atrás

    "Hey little girl... wanna come peel my banana? Heheheh..."

  • ironbil
    ironbil 2 meses atrás

    You should make a Meanwhile intro supercut.

  • Stacey Cordes
    Stacey Cordes 2 meses atrás

    Just great!

  • Stacey Cordes
    Stacey Cordes 2 meses atrás

    Lol pornhub rights for all!!!㋛㋛

  • Kim Holtby
    Kim Holtby 2 meses atrás

    This is a rare thing.... Thumbs down for this Colbert post rather than the usual thumbs up because of the 'joke' about the French surrendering. In WWII, the French government surrendered because it was overrun. Many of the French people, including large elements of the military fought on as the 'Free French' or as the French Underground. It is easy to say that a nation, a people or even an individual should fight to the death when it is they, not you, that had a gun to their heads.

  • Groovy Bear
    Groovy Bear 2 meses atrás +1

    Don't you forget your last name is as French as can be, Monsieur Colbert... :)

  • Atticus Finch
    Atticus Finch 2 meses atrás

    Always stupid trash Cornholebert.

  • Orozconleche
    Orozconleche 2 meses atrás

    Awkwafina is Babe 😻

  • Carla MSM
    Carla MSM 2 meses atrás

    I love her 😍

  • Stephanie S.
    Stephanie S. 2 meses atrás +1

    When it comes to the pigeon drone one, will that one also be pooping on peoples faces as it flies over them?

  • Paul Byl
    Paul Byl 2 meses atrás

    The French may have surrendered but they didn't show up lat at the 2 world wars like the yanks lol

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  • ninjadodo
    ninjadodo 2 meses atrás +9

    Remember, the only reason the French surrendering thing is a joke is that the French were smart enough not to join you idiots in going to war in Iraq based on lies.

    • Kim Holtby
      Kim Holtby Mês atrás

      @TheBrothergreen Again, overrun. The French had a very strong military on paper, but it was very lacking in mobility and communications. Plus Europe is not actually that big. And as I already pointed out, the French government surrendered but only literally at gunpoint and not every Frenchman surrendered, nor even every French soldier. The Free French were still fight and honouring the alliance with Britain. Likewise the French Underground.

    • TheBrothergreen
      TheBrothergreen Mês atrás

      @SALL Penda Solène
      But Hitler's economic policies of extreme austerity and re-armament put an even greater squeeze on US-German trade. German exports to the US fell from ca. 1 billion RM in 1929 to 150 million RM in 1938. American exports to Germany likewise fell from their high of 2 billion RM in 1927 to hovering at under 300 million RM for most of the thirties. By contrast, statistics from the US Department of Commerce's Survey of Current Business series show that trade with the UK was significantly higher than the German trade throughout the 1930s and the indices for Germany in terms of dollar value of trade (both imports and exports) was typically lower than France's level and competitive with that of Italy.

    • SALL Penda Solène
      SALL Penda Solène 2 meses atrás

      TheBrothergreen Sure, but that didn’t concern the US that much back then - since they hadn’t joined the war yet, and US corporations were making billions by actively collaborated with the Third Reich...

    • TheBrothergreen
      TheBrothergreen 2 meses atrás

      Yeah.... about that.
      Actually it's a reference to the french declaring war on Nazi Germany, and then surrendering less than a year later in WW2, fucking over the allies (especially the UK).

    • Kim Holtby
      Kim Holtby 2 meses atrás

      Or more specifically the French government surrendered because it was overrun. Many of the French people, including large elements of the military fought on as the 'Free French' or as the French Underground.

  • dr. rae christopher
    dr. rae christopher 2 meses atrás


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    dr. rae christopher 2 meses atrás


  • w m
    w m 2 meses atrás

    some needs to work on their french accent.

  • Amélie Carré
    Amélie Carré 2 meses atrás

    If you talk about french TENNIS PLAYERS, you can definitely mock how fast they surrender.

  • Brenin Watson
    Brenin Watson 2 meses atrás +2

    And Dasani is the voice of a generation 👌😂

  • T. B
    T. B 2 meses atrás

    White men really get to be mediocre at everything. Was this supposed to be funny?

  • Drez Geska
    Drez Geska 2 meses atrás

    He used to be funny.

  • Theiwillsee
    Theiwillsee 2 meses atrás

    Aquafina is garbage

  • Doominator10
    Doominator10 2 meses atrás

    Missed some low hanging fruit jokes with the banana at the end there

  • The White RickJames
    The White RickJames 2 meses atrás

    I remember a time where Mr. Colbert didnt have a liberal hand up his arse telling him what to say.

  • the fatimagic
    the fatimagic 2 meses atrás +1

    am i the only one who thought the pornhub one wasn't funny, but like...actually legit? it might just be because i'm disabled, but i think all this ability should be accommodated for in every setting. lots of websites and content creators include closed captions on their videos to make them more accessible, and hey, for some people the story might actually matter. universal accessibility is still a really big issue. plus, the headline is from the new york post, so we're probably not getting the full story there anyway.

    • Dana Fink
      Dana Fink 13 dias atrás +1

      I'm right there with you! It's literally his legal right to have that access.

  • Yllow Afryca
    Yllow Afryca 2 meses atrás

    Are the laughs in the audience fake?

  • DarksidePride
    DarksidePride 2 meses atrás

    Why is this show still on the air?

  • Nomad75
    Nomad75 2 meses atrás

    That's SLC International LOL

  • 47thnight 91
    47thnight 91 2 meses atrás

    Another unfunny woman "comedian" who talks loud and makes a bunch of sexual jokes while acting insanely gross. Yea just what all these low iq twats want to see.

  • Bryan Crawford
    Bryan Crawford 2 meses atrás

    Meanwhile your show still blows.

  • claw247
    claw247 2 meses atrás


  • Sunset Rider
    Sunset Rider 2 meses atrás

    I watch pornhub for the storytelling.

  • Venisha Pillay
    Venisha Pillay 2 meses atrás

    Og! I heard it when I was on the 7 train and I didn't realize it was Awkwafina at all.

  • impact0r
    impact0r 2 meses atrás

    Colbert' here sounds like an Austrian Waffen-SS colonel speaking English with French accent.

  • Andres Rodriguez
    Andres Rodriguez 2 meses atrás

    Stephen sounded like that chef in the Little Mermaid 😅

  • Pedro's Vlog
    Pedro's Vlog 2 meses atrás

    This host is so annoying, why isnt this show cancelled?

  • Fred H
    Fred H 2 meses atrás

    I didnt have a blinking light to tell me when to laugh so I couldn't

  • Christo
    Christo 2 meses atrás

    So contrived. Cut to the dude in the band - Oh that's right, the boss wants me to laugh here...

    UNITED MONEY 2 meses atrás

    Colberts French English was German English

  • Jesse Turner
    Jesse Turner 2 meses atrás

    First of all, dude tried to peel the banana from the base; he's clearly some kind of psychopath.

  • Cody Chloroform
    Cody Chloroform 2 meses atrás +1

    Opening monologue or satanic 🅿📧🐻0 ritual description?

  • Michael Engleman
    Michael Engleman 2 meses atrás

    Closed I can’t think of a single time I ever cared wtf they said

  • Biden, The Losing Ticket
    Biden, The Losing Ticket 2 meses atrás

    94% Irish? Nope. Annoying as hell. thumbs down.

  • Biden, The Losing Ticket
    Biden, The Losing Ticket 2 meses atrás

    Those elite websites, like facebook, google, youtube, these websites are absolute garbage, it tends to limit you on the viewing scene and stops you from viewing extraterrestrial videos, true political content, true amateur porno, not from the big websites, ufo's, torrentz of full wav's and FLAC in massive quantity after registration etc, not the small qty.

  • Biden, The Losing Ticket
    Biden, The Losing Ticket 2 meses atrás

    Pornhub? Those porn websites are the ones you find in google. These websites do not show you the true amateur porn videos most of the times. You have to by-pass google ( which also bans all torrentz searching ) and search in another search engine. Colbert said once, to look for porn, you open the internet: False. With google only, It will only shows you some typical non-true hardcore porno, that some elistic people found reasonable to watch. By the way, Trump will win 2020, you guys are sore losers. Have a nice day.

  • TheKaiTetley
    TheKaiTetley 2 meses atrás

    Tennis Player: Ummmmmm...when I asked if you would like to peel my banana. That is not what I meant.

  • jules
    jules 2 meses atrás

  • Witchypoo Rose
    Witchypoo Rose 2 meses atrás

    Stephen Colbert'a French accent and going on about Scooby Doo + Sponge Bob Squarepants on his band aids!!!!!! HYSTERICAL!!!

  • Amanda Lunar
    Amanda Lunar 2 meses atrás

    Jon laughing just for the sound effect is the audio equivalent of sending a line of laughing emojis while plainly stairing at the screen

  • Ash1999
    Ash1999 2 meses atrás

    Youre legit not funny Jimmy

  • msthing1313
    msthing1313 2 meses atrás

    This, compared to the "Word" segment of Colbert's previous show. The writing has slipped 30 IQ points... Oh how far the mighty have fallen...

  • John Carter
    John Carter 2 meses atrás

    Am i the only person born in the 80s who didn't know who awkafina was? At least it wasn't her parents giving her some stupid name #Northwestisastupid@$$name

    AFZAL 2 meses atrás

    Does pornhub don't have different category for deaf people?

  • agustin martinez
    agustin martinez 2 meses atrás

    The voodoo doll of news 😂

  • Flava in ya ear
    Flava in ya ear 2 meses atrás

    She sounds like an old lady

  • Bill's Guitar
    Bill's Guitar 2 meses atrás

    Guy's a big L. 👎

  • Jeff Putnam
    Jeff Putnam 2 meses atrás

    Thanks to pee wee for spreading more "late night propaganda". He doesnt represent awakend behavior, instead just spreading the problem. We need to wake up and turn off the tv and think for ourselves.

  • nykjunwolf
    nykjunwolf 2 meses atrás

    its kinda annoying. i ride the 7 m-f. zzzzzzz. how long will they have her voice

  • Communicator Lehmed
    Communicator Lehmed 2 meses atrás
    Thank you steven

  • Communicator Lehmed
    Communicator Lehmed 2 meses atrás
    Post modern communication and one phone nation.

  • Ricky Ricjardson
    Ricky Ricjardson 2 meses atrás +1


  • Shen Grant
    Shen Grant 2 meses atrás +1

    2:53 "for asking the ball girl to peel hus banana" ultimate joke set up ........points loss Colbert dam!!! "Shakin ma head" mission failed!!!

  • Sergeantpaprika
    Sergeantpaprika 2 meses atrás

    Omg I have to take the 7 train now

  • Hardcore Herbivore
    Hardcore Herbivore 2 meses atrás +1

    Tommy Chong is the best public transport voice.

  • AM93D
    AM93D 2 meses atrás

    Birds are not real

  • MusiciansReflib
    MusiciansReflib 2 meses atrás +1

    When peeling a banana and really getting all the little stringy things off of it you have to dig in a little bit. You wouldn't want to have all that sticky s*** all over your fingertips when you're about to play a tennis open.

    • BlackKat ASMR
      BlackKat ASMR 2 meses atrás

      Eat the stringy bits like a man. They’re good for you.

  • Philip Henderson
    Philip Henderson 2 meses atrás

    Is no one really going to say this feels like a rip off of weekend update? Smh

  • Ditiro Motene
    Ditiro Motene 2 meses atrás +1

    😹😹😹 are the French really that dramatic

  • Mr Lion
    Mr Lion 2 meses atrás

    This talk show host would suck off a pizza boy, a mailman, and a construction worker all before lunch time.

  • El Guapo
    El Guapo 2 meses atrás

    Holy shit she *chose* that name for her rap career... I hate. I just hate.

  • Shuyu
    Shuyu 2 meses atrás

    how dare you make fun of us..we just like to make other people do things for us..there's nothing wrong with being spoiled sheesh.

    DANNYonPC 2 meses atrás

    Making fun of the French should be an international sport

  • British Comedy Bronco Rothschild Triple Agent

    Except for one FACT. The French did not surrender. They bravely lost the first battle when Germany came in with Tanks, Planes, Bombs, Machine Guns,Snipers and over 10,000 heavily armed soldiers. Picasso stayed and fought using his paintings as weapons. The underground French resistance killed many Nazi’s. Nazi’s were being defeated when the USA came.