He got honourable death by Spartan standards. You know, he could have got even worse - Spartans were not opposed to "having an involuntary intercourse" to shame their opponents...
@@Juggtacula poseidone was more disrespected cause 1 he got his eyes fcked up 2 he got his neck cracked 3 he got a pov beating on his ass 4 he was crawling away and was on his knees literally 5 he fought kratos unfairly cause basically kratos had Gaia fendig off the weird ass giant scorpion tentacle hybrid monster And for the last he was disrespected just beIng the first fcking boss in GO3 like you could argue the Big 3 of olympus should've at least had mini bosses before you fight them but nah poseidone was the mini boss
@@FoFo_1300no she was not You can see her with the shield maidens after ragnarok And you can even do some side missions related to how she became a valkery in the first place and then visit her again at the same location where you left her at the end of the story
Odin: Actually there's one weapon that came with him Zeus: Really? What'd he bring with him? Baldur: These flaming chained blades, he used them for a really cool sequence during our fight Greek Gods: *All look at Ares* Ares: Aw come on! I thought he got rid of those!
Poseidon would still see or sense Heimdall's flipping off. In a previous video, Poseidon told Hercules to lower his hand when he tried to raise it, even though he is blind.
@@Aaronrose575 i was about to say otherwise then i remebered the norse killed half the pantheon aka the vanir in god of war so yeah they were weaker by the time kratos got there.
@@keithcraig4263 Yeah, I figured. When people are speaking to each other in separate shots, you gotta make sure they're facing one other. It's way more important than which side their eyepatch is on. Especially when they're all played by the same guy. If dude hadn't locked that down, his videos would be too confusing to be funny.
I think it's better when the part 3 is Kratos told his story to Freya and Mimir of fighting the Greek Gods and how he killed them that make both of them either impressed or horrified.
Little fun fact: the reason Kratos doesn't have all of his weapons from GOW 3 is because Zues destroys them when they fight in the end of the game. Zues entered that huge spirit thing and pretty much disintegrated them and the blade of Olympus was taken by Athena after Kratos tried to off himself. Idk if anyone else knew that, but either way, I think it's a cool thing to mention.
You only missed it if you skip the gow3 and also Athena didn't took the blade kratos left the blade because it doesn't have it's power as kratos release hope to the surviving people in Greek and he manage to left Greek and manage to land on Norse mythology for some reason
Oh I remembered about the blade of olypus, after he end himself Athena grab the blade and just left it beside Kratos, so the blade still at the top of mount of Olympus
@@Wetbread. impossible for it to not work, as based on the games before GoW4, the blade a: used the power of a god to work, something that kratos was not since the beginning of GoW2, b: couldnt be destroyed like that since, like atlas stated: "then zeus created a powerful weapon, to end the great war. a weapon forged from the heavens and the earth" which was proven when kratos stabbed himself and only lost the power of hope, or most of it anyway, and the blade was still there, resting with the power of the god of war that kratos used to stab himself. c: the power was never taken out of the blade itself, only kratos after zeus destroyed everything else, which means the weapon still was fine. santa monica said a lot of bs, including that "gods get stronger the older they get" but based on their own games, he isnt a god anymore....
@@emperrorpalpatine164 you are right the blade still have it's power but I think I assumed it that it lost it's power because it stopped glowing after he got stabbed and pretty much every weapon kratos has stopped glowing when Zeus smashed them and also kratos is a demi god only not a god he only got the god of war status because he killed ares and got a massive boost on Pandora's box that why when you opened it in gow4 it empty you already took what's inside it's just hidden within you that waht happened in the last fight Athena ask what was it that awakened the hope so basically Tldr: I assume blade of Olympus has no more power because it lost it's glow Also kratos is a demi god in birth only got the boost of a god when he opened Pandora's box and killing ares
Well to be fair he always was a loving father. He had Calliope his daughter before he had Atreus his son. The BS he had to deal with in the underworld with Persephone to see his daughter one last time along with the haunting memories of his family's death. He's not the greatest man but he always was a loving Father.
Thor is lucky the Greek Gods never found out he managed to actually kill Kratos but revived him out of pride Poseidon would have a full mental breakdown
@@StormSnake0618 it was the game's trick to make us think he's dead. Like of all the battle injuries we see Kratos tanked, you think a bonk to the head by Mjonir is going to kill him? Also Thor was specifically told not to kill him that time, so there's no chance he'd kill Kratos
I finally beat Ragnarok allowing me to finally watch this. Poseidon's smile while Aries got choked out and Zeus' "Soooo how did it go?" Had me dying. The Greek gods got it so much worse.
2:41 favorite part is Helios breaking down because he was hunted down so his head could be used as a flashlight, and Kratos got rid of it cause he found a better dead head, his son can do what he can, and he’s got a new flashlight that doubles as an all access pass to different realms of existence.
I like the idea that even though greek and norse mythology have an afterlife, there's apparently just some room that the gods end up in, no matter what religion
I just can't get over Modi's face when he saw what Kratos did to Poseidon. If you really think about it, The Gods in Ragnarok wouldn't stand a chance against old Kratos. Man had no remorse and was the embodiment of Anger.
Absolutely, Absolutely, Absolutely amazing writing! This is so well done! You are an absolute genius! Everything flows so perfectly together and I can't stop laughing!
I love that Odin does practically every horrible thing he did mostly to find out what the afterlife was like, and in the end, it’s some dude’s office where everyone looks the same.
Odin fearing for his afterlife thinking that he will cease to exist when he dies only to cause that very thing to happen because he was a paranoid ahole
I’ve always wondered how the FATES & the FURIES , hell even the NORNS felt about bc one another….how fast sigrun earned her respect in that room without saying much at all.
Fun fact: All of Odin’s ravens are sacrificed children hanged by their mothers and fathers. To be Odin’s little spies think about that for a moment, and every time you kill them you free them from his control.
This vid never gets old no matter how many times i watch it, like i would watch it for the 1000th time and it’d still be just as funny as the first time i watched it XD
I love how Heimdall gets the respect he deserves in this video. Edit: also didn't anyone else notice that Odin grew back his left eye and lost his right one.
I like to think Sigrun is there just to chill because she was invited. Like she ain’t mad, she ain’t depressed, she’s just there to relax in between business in Midgard and Shield Maiden stuff
Fun fact, it said in the wiki that Ghost Zeus destroyed all the magic weapons Kratos had when he emerged, which is why they were on the ground, and the Blades of Exile were the only ones still usable So basically Kratos couldn't bring them because he rendered them all useless, and probably creased Hermes' Js as well
They're valid tho. Like listen if you have gold teeth, you ain't it. You're just all talk and no fight. Honestly, Heimdall should be grateful he got it off easy.... unlike Poseidon.
I kinda want mid-quel video where the greek gods are wrapping up their discussion from the first up until baldur shows up the first time and they're just like "who are you 🧐?" And it just keeps going until eventually it ends with Odin choking out Ares at the start of this video
*Scene: God Room 1 Hour after Elden Ring left* Poseidon: Alright, now that everyone has had a chance to cool down, anybody have anything else to talk about? Did anybody do anything interesting during the break? Ares *Slams the door open and yells*: Alright which one of you bastards did it?! Helios: Yo yo yo, chill out Ares. Who did what? Ares: I'm talking about which one of you idiots pissed off the angriest man in video game history?! Zeus: If you're talking about Kratos then you need a list- Ares: I don't mean Kratos! I mean the one who killed God with a capital G! Odin: That doesn't really narrow it down- Ares: I mean Asura from Asura's Wrath! *Complete Silence* Ares: Someone went out there and tried to get with his wife and daughter, and then tried force when they said no?! Rest of the Greek Gods: *All look at Zeus* Zeus: I didn't know they were his family, I just thought that the mom looked hot and needed some greece lightning. Plus the daughter looked old enough Thor: How old did the daughter look? Zeus: Like thirteen, anyways they both said no and I wasn't having any of that. Before I could do anything, this kid with a bow came out- Heimdall *Running into the room*: Did any of you blast a bow wielding boy with a boy with lightning? Because if you did, then we're all fucked! Zeus: What do you mean? He's just some random kid, plus we're all Gods, who's gonna be able to do anything- Heimdall *Grabs Zeus' shirt and starts to shake him*: That *boy* is Atreus, THE SON OF KRATOS! *Everyone starts to panic* Hades *whose soul came back into his body*: WHO KILLED THE FUCKING RABBIT! *Everyone pauses* Zeus: I mean after I blasted the kid, I saw this rabbit hopping down the hall. I was mad, so I hit it with a lightning blast. No big deal Hades: No big deal, NO BIG DEAL! That rabbit belong to the fucking DOOMSLAYER! Poseidon: Wait, don't tell me- Hades: I was in the underworld when all of a sudden, a rabbit appears out of nowhere. The moment they see it, all the demons start to freak out! Do you know what kind of person someone has to be to freak out demons like that?! Theseus: *Locks the door and places a chair underneath the doorknob* *Rip & Tear/The Only Thing They Fear Is You starts playing* *A Chainsaw revs and rips a hole in the door* Doomslayer: *Places his head where the hole is 'Here's Johnny' style* Gods: *Start Screaming* *Asura's Wrath OST: Asura Unleashed starts playing* Asura: *Breaks down the wall and yells in anger* Gods *Screaming even louder* *God of War OST: Rage of Sparta starts playing* Kratos *Breaking down another wall*: ZEUS! YOUR SON HAS RETURNED!
Odin: *choking the hell out of Ares* Modi and Heimdall: *trying to pull Odin away from him* Poseidon: *just fucking chillin' and smiling like it's enjoyable*
The Norse Gods fought the Kratos that drinks Camomile tea, the Greek Gods fought the Kratos that was drinking RIP-IT 25/8 with his PTSD dialed up to "rip the knob off".....they are not the same...lol.
1:18, The Aesir having the chance to see just how much worse Kratos was for the Olympians and trying to console them is so great. And the Olympians learning that Kratos either lost (because Zeus apparently broken everything that wasn’t the Blades of Chaos), ditched or apparently didn’t even need most of the equipment he snatched off of their corpses was even better.
@@blackirontarkus2672 Oh, you’re right. And the only thing left from Greece were the Blades Of Chaos, which return to Kratos even when he tried to get rid of them…presumably Athena’s doing.
I love how all the greek gods are so dissappointed when they hear Kratos doesn't use any of their abilities in the Norse games, especially the strongest weapon in Olympus 🤣
Imagine the gods finding out Kratos MELLOWED OUT between games. Heracles: Okay, be honest. How much of that was ACTUALLY Kratos? Modi: ... None of it? Like, he just kicked my ass, split my brother's head in half, and I ran. The face was all Dad. Heracles: ... No lie? Modi: Nope. Atreus shanked me in the neck when I insulted his mom. Weird thing is, on the way down, I could have sworn I heard Kratos scolding his son. Heracles: I- I'm sorry. You said KRATOS scolded his son for killing a god with the slightest provocation? Modi: ... Yes? Hera: Holy shit. When I insulted Pandora, he snapped my neck. Like, did not even hesitate. Chronos: Lucky. He gut me from the inside for trying to kill him. Modi: ... And I was insulting Faye at every chance I got. Heracles: ... And you're not lying when you said Kratos didn't do this to you? Modi: Nope. Everyone: Holy shit.
One more thing that disrespects Helios, is that you can actually use Mimir as an attack. Kratos holds Mimir's head up so he can shoot a Bifrost laser that actually kills enemies, instead of Helios' flash.
I like the detail you put where you gave Heimdall a plaster on his cheek (don't take that out of context) because in Ragnarok, Kratos hit him with such a hard punch Heimdall got a cut and the air was going WHOOSH like damn my man Kratos put in some strength. Man it wasn't a punch with a wind up nah man it was like Kratos turned Hermes boots into Hermes gauntlets.
I love this it gets me giggling every time, the Norse gods got it easy, he was all gentle with them, he only killed like three gods? He was practically a pacifist. And the racist line from Poseidon is a classic, cause what was done to him was a hate crime.😂
No matter how many enter that room, it's nice to see that poseidon is still considered the most disrespected boss.
That beat down was just plain racist
The most disrespected was Helios, because he ripped his head off to use him as a flashlight. Then they just gave him a normal light later.
He got honourable death by Spartan standards. You know, he could have got even worse - Spartans were not opposed to "having an involuntary intercourse" to shame their opponents...
@@Juggtacula poseidone was more disrespected cause
1 he got his eyes fcked up
2 he got his neck cracked
3 he got a pov beating on his ass
4 he was crawling away and was on his knees literally
5 he fought kratos unfairly cause basically kratos had Gaia fendig off the weird ass giant scorpion tentacle hybrid monster
And for the last he was disrespected just beIng the first fcking boss in GO3 like you could argue the Big 3 of olympus should've at least had mini bosses before you fight them but nah poseidone was the mini boss
The Norse god’s got the older, calmer kratos 😂
the Greek gods, got the prime young, angry kratos 😭
mike tyson kratos lol
@@RYLANOR_THE_ANCIENT_OF_RITES_ pretty much lol Hercules and Zeus witnessed that first hand lol
Both are quite terrifying either way.
it is stated that old Kratos is stronger tho. Funniest shit about this, is that both pantheons brought it on themselves.
Kratos is 2x as powerful as when he was in the Greek pantheon
I love that Sigrun is the only one here playing nice even though she probably lasted the longest out of all of them.
And is also, actually... Alive.
@@MetalGearCheese14 and y’know, actually pretty chill and not furiously vengeful
And, y’know, not actually a villain.
@@FoFo_1300no she was not
You can see her with the shield maidens after ragnarok
And you can even do some side missions related to how she became a valkery in the first place and then visit her again at the same location where you left her at the end of the story
@FoFo_1300 no she didn't
Odin: Actually there's one weapon that came with him
Zeus: Really? What'd he bring with him?
Baldur: These flaming chained blades, he used them for a really cool sequence during our fight
Greek Gods: *All look at Ares*
Ares: Aw come on! I thought he got rid of those!
Athena: Yeah... About that...
Damn, he shoulda put that part in here somewhere. Ares still fuckin up AFTER death...
Athena: See, what had happened was.....
Kratos: I tried several times to get rid of them, but they always come back.
Odin to Ares: You bastard you Doom us all!!!
I like how even in the afterlife, Odin is still trying to manipulate Thor.
I love how it's having zero effect.
@@arcahmwinters70 character development
"Heimdall is dead, THANK GOD!!!!" that part made me laugh 🤣😂🤣😂
It felt deservingly mean
"AND MODI WAA--Oh my god!"
Was even better 😂
Thank who?
I replay Ragnarok just so I can kill Heimdall.
idk@@imracistareu4894
who is god?
If you ever feel stupid, remember that Heimdall flipped off a blind guy
Or dared to reject peace from the man who soloe'd an entire, more powerful Pantheon
Poseidon would still see or sense Heimdall's flipping off. In a previous video, Poseidon told Hercules to lower his hand when he tried to raise it, even though he is blind.
@@angelb.823 Well, he did say he was the strongest god; probably knew Herc would say something about that and preempted him.
@@Aaronrose575 i was about to say otherwise then i remebered the norse killed half the pantheon aka the vanir in god of war so yeah they were weaker by the time kratos got there.
Yo when Odin said
"How you gon be in your daughter's life and she still end up fatherless? "
That hit hard
🤣🤣💀💀
Neeh, Sif is the God Of Fertility though so, he can have a father within no time notice
@@redtapex4091wasn’t freya the goddess of fertility?
@@Gamerlife-wq4cknah freya was the queen of valkyries
He was planning on rebuilding that relationship but no. Odin had to be a hater.
Can we appreciate this guy's attention to detail with costumes? He got a band-aid on exactly where Heimdall bled when Kratos first hit him.
Wrong side. Odin's eyepatch is on the wrong side too. I suspect he inverted those shots to get a better shot/reverse shot flow.
@@rottensquidthings are reversed on camersla
@@keithcraig4263 Yeah, I figured. When people are speaking to each other in separate shots, you gotta make sure they're facing one other. It's way more important than which side their eyepatch is on. Especially when they're all played by the same guy. If dude hadn't locked that down, his videos would be too confusing to be funny.
We need a part 3 where Kratos gets to join the room and interact with everyone
That's going to be a holiday to me
I will stop everything just to watch it
YES!!! It must happen!
I just want to see some of them having an existential crisis when he stares at them and goes "Who are you again?"
I think it's better when the part 3 is Kratos told his story to Freya and Mimir of fighting the Greek Gods and how he killed them that make both of them either impressed or horrified.
Ares: oh shit, oh fuck
Sigrun: hey kratos
After fighting sigrun, I approve of sigrun having been accepted in the meeting with the gods
Even though she's not a god there's no gamer I've heard of that Said sigrun was easy to beat
@@jj-ce8bb true
God dam winged bosses
Little fun fact: the reason Kratos doesn't have all of his weapons from GOW 3 is because Zues destroys them when they fight in the end of the game. Zues entered that huge spirit thing and pretty much disintegrated them and the blade of Olympus was taken by Athena after Kratos tried to off himself. Idk if anyone else knew that, but either way, I think it's a cool thing to mention.
You only missed it if you skip the gow3 and also Athena didn't took the blade kratos left the blade because it doesn't have it's power as kratos release hope to the surviving people in Greek and he manage to left Greek and manage to land on Norse mythology for some reason
Oh I remembered about the blade of olypus, after he end himself Athena grab the blade and just left it beside Kratos, so the blade still at the top of mount of Olympus
@@suryaandika6084 Yeah Ik. I should've corrected it but I didn't
@@Wetbread. impossible for it to not work, as based on the games before GoW4, the blade a: used the power of a god to work, something that kratos was not since the beginning of GoW2, b: couldnt be destroyed like that since, like atlas stated: "then zeus created a powerful weapon, to end the great war. a weapon forged from the heavens and the earth" which was proven when kratos stabbed himself and only lost the power of hope, or most of it anyway, and the blade was still there, resting with the power of the god of war that kratos used to stab himself. c: the power was never taken out of the blade itself, only kratos after zeus destroyed everything else, which means the weapon still was fine. santa monica said a lot of bs, including that "gods get stronger the older they get" but based on their own games, he isnt a god anymore....
@@emperrorpalpatine164 you are right the blade still have it's power but I think I assumed it that it lost it's power because it stopped glowing after he got stabbed and pretty much every weapon kratos has stopped glowing when Zeus smashed them and also kratos is a demi god only not a god he only got the god of war status because he killed ares and got a massive boost on Pandora's box that why when you opened it in gow4 it empty you already took what's inside it's just hidden within you that waht happened in the last fight Athena ask what was it that awakened the hope so basically
Tldr: I assume blade of Olympus has no more power because it lost it's glow
Also kratos is a demi god in birth only got the boost of a god when he opened Pandora's box and killing ares
I personally love how Poseidon is just sitting there smiling like he knew Kratos was gonna go to rack more gods
i mean he wasn’t lying when he said that no matter how many gods kratos would kill more would stand up against him
@@kbyaghi ik but it's still funny as hell
@@cameronsuire8171 ik i was just agreeing with you my bad if it didn’t seem like it
😂😂
I think the idea of him killing all normal real world inspired gods and moving to other games, fucking kratos the doom slayer XD
It's crazy how kratos.changed from BEING A MENACE TO SOCIETY to being a lovely father
Well to be fair he always was a loving father. He had Calliope his daughter before he had Atreus his son. The BS he had to deal with in the underworld with Persephone to see his daughter one last time along with the haunting memories of his family's death. He's not the greatest man but he always was a loving Father.
@@davidsonsimeus3298man only if ares left him alone or if Zeus never ordered ares to take deimos
Thor is lucky the Greek Gods never found out he managed to actually kill Kratos but revived him out of pride
Poseidon would have a full mental breakdown
Fr they would all jump him😂
He did not kill him, just knocked him out. Plus he would of came out and killed thor. He got out of the Norse hell by himself remember?
@@quintonmiller8266 Game over screen means he died. That's the point. Thor used shock therapy to restart his heart just so he could beat him up more.
@@StormSnake0618 it was the game's trick to make us think he's dead. Like of all the battle injuries we see Kratos tanked, you think a bonk to the head by Mjonir is going to kill him?
Also Thor was specifically told not to kill him that time, so there's no chance he'd kill Kratos
Once again…CASH MONEY to have seen that play out 😭😭
I love the idea of Odin showing up in post-Kratos therapy, and with no warning just launching himself at Ares.
That Blade of Olympus one was SO felt for me, had me like "DAAAAAAAAMN!"
The Icarus bit was awesome too - this whole thing was just perfect lmao
This dudes execution for these characters is wild. Big respect. "Heimdall is dead, THANK GOD!!!!" that part made me laugh .
I love how Poseidon just smiles at Ares getting choked out by Odin. Deserved.
Ares : harder all-father
Odin : what
Ares : what
@@Ace_03 Zeus: the heck?
@@rishin7852 nah Zeus out of all people is into that shit
@@Ace_03 huh???!!
@@Ace_03 all-daddy* (OK, I'll see myself out)
I finally beat Ragnarok allowing me to finally watch this. Poseidon's smile while Aries got choked out and Zeus' "Soooo how did it go?" Had me dying. The Greek gods got it so much worse.
"I offered him peace, AND HE STARTED RAGNAROK" best line
My favorite thing about this is Sigrun is so powerful even Odin had to tell on himself to give her the props she deserves.
Icarus: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sigrun: who was that?
Entire Greek pantheon: 👀
The collective Heimdall hatred is so top tier
The almost synchronized "shut the fuck up" got me
“She valid. This fight temporarily cured my blindness “. -Poseidon
That part had me hollering 🤣🤣🤣
@@AgentGumle1a scam or a bot
I'll clear this while room with a single enchantment.
"No he sold them for Hacksilver" absolutely killed me!
The fact that Heimdall was probably the only god that could have lived against kratos
So as hermes hera hercules helios
Basically all the Greek gods in gow 3 if they just stayed out of the way
*baldur just staring at yu*
Poseidon to Heimdall: "I'd spit on your face if I could see you." Absolute gold.
2:41 favorite part is Helios breaking down because he was hunted down so his head could be used as a flashlight, and Kratos got rid of it cause he found a better dead head, his son can do what he can, and he’s got a new flashlight that doubles as an all access pass to different realms of existence.
It's the "oh my God" for me 😂
can we talk about how good this dude’s acting is?? hes juggling like 12 different characters ranging from crying to angry to comedic like wow
I like the idea that even though greek and norse mythology have an afterlife, there's apparently just some room that the gods end up in, no matter what religion
Aries: so all Kratos did was stab you in the neck? That’s pretty tame.
Modi: no, it was his son that stabbed me.
Greek Gods: HIS WHAT?!
I just can't get over Modi's face when he saw what Kratos did to Poseidon. If you really think about it, The Gods in Ragnarok wouldn't stand a chance against old Kratos. Man had no remorse and was the embodiment of Anger.
You do know the Norse gods are stronger than the Greek ones right?
I need Heimdall to react to all the Greek God's death since he underestimated Kratos so much💀
nah we got it in game with his dying breath as the last thing he ever sees is the savage godslayer that Kratos once was.
Absolutely, Absolutely, Absolutely amazing writing! This is so well done! You are an absolute genius! Everything flows so perfectly together and I can't stop laughing!
I love that Odin does practically every horrible thing he did mostly to find out what the afterlife was like, and in the end, it’s some dude’s office where everyone looks the same.
Oof was that racist to you?
@@tkurz3071 They literally look the same because they’re all played by the same guy.
@@michaelbarney4060 I know, just continuing the running joke...
Odin fearing for his afterlife thinking that he will cease to exist when he dies only to cause that very thing to happen because he was a paranoid ahole
I’ve always wondered how the FATES & the FURIES , hell even the NORNS felt about bc one another….how fast sigrun earned her respect in that room without saying much at all.
Zeus asking Odin how it went with a big grin on his face is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
5:21 this part aged like fine wine
Wait who's that?
@@qofi2723 he's eldin ring the game
@@HeroOfJusticeYT Thank you!
That elden ring moment was so on point 😂😂😂
The beginning when Zues asked Odin "sooo, how'd it gooo" fkn killed me 😂😂😂
Fun fact: All of Odin’s ravens are sacrificed children hanged by their mothers and fathers. To be Odin’s little spies think about that for a moment, and every time you kill them you free them from his control.
Oh shit I forgot to put a spoiler warning I’m sorry.🤦♂️
What the actual fu- HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS
Basically sold as slaves for his expense and not given the trial of going through the underworld, Got it
I mean... you can edit the comment to add the spoiler warning.
It’s after you do the side quest the eyes of Odin
This vid never gets old no matter how many times i watch it, like i would watch it for the 1000th time and it’d still be just as funny as the first time i watched it XD
Atlas: *Eyy, are you still there, Kratos, everyone, any Olympians there??* 🤔
Cronos and Gaia: *Yoo, Zeus, can Titans fit into that room*
3:13 Love how Theseus has a genuine fear over doors now 😅
We not going to talk about the fact that he still has Hades's soul
😅I couldn’t stop laughing at the beginning. Lol! Hahahahaha!
Does that mean that kratos could sell hades`s soul for money?
2:59 "Wait hol up, where even is Artemis?"
Artemis, knowing damn well she alive cause she didnt mess with Kratos: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Apollo also isn't there
she sat back, took a blunt and said “not my fucking business.”
I'm guessing the same applies to Demeter and Hestia.
I love how Heimdall gets the respect he deserves in this video.
Edit: also didn't anyone else notice that Odin grew back his left eye and lost his right one.
Correction: disrespect
@@SinnermanZeke no, they right. He gets none.
I’m sad he didn’t get the poseidon treatment to be real
@@SinnermanZeke that’s the joke
The part with Icarus just about killed me with laughter.
I like to think Sigrun is there just to chill because she was invited. Like she ain’t mad, she ain’t depressed, she’s just there to relax in between business in Midgard and Shield Maiden stuff
I like how Odin probably entered the afterlife found out who created Kratos/ghost of Sparta and Ares was just “first time?” And Odin just went *D I E*
I still can't move on with Thor saying "thank you for taking me away from my daughter" 😂
3:00 everyone to Heimdall “SHUT THE FUCK UP!” made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂
I love Poseidon's hatred and animosity towards Kratos......but he forgets one thing, Kratos skin was dark until he was cursed by the GODS. 😅😅😅
Fun fact, it said in the wiki that Ghost Zeus destroyed all the magic weapons Kratos had when he emerged, which is why they were on the ground, and the Blades of Exile were the only ones still usable
So basically Kratos couldn't bring them because he rendered them all useless, and probably creased Hermes' Js as well
I love that everyone RESPECT Sigrun to their Heart. Even tho The youngest sister of Fate teaches Respect to Kratos lol.
I love how even in death EVERYONE still hates Heimdall absolutely hilarious. LMAO
They're valid tho. Like listen if you have gold teeth, you ain't it. You're just all talk and no fight. Honestly, Heimdall should be grateful he got it off easy.... unlike Poseidon.
@@rs0620 i WAS wondering if he had gold teeth or if he just drank a lot of coffee lmao
@@bbittercoffee tbf, one of his title is ''the one with the golden teeth"
I kinda want mid-quel video where the greek gods are wrapping up their discussion from the first up until baldur shows up the first time and they're just like "who are you 🧐?" And it just keeps going until eventually it ends with Odin choking out Ares at the start of this video
3:02 bruh Heimdall’s face in this part just had me rolling💀💀💀
1:37 modi's face is priceless
"She's valid"
"What?!"
"Ey look, this fight temporarily cured my blindness"
One of the funniest lines XD
*Scene: God Room 1 Hour after Elden Ring left*
Poseidon: Alright, now that everyone has had a chance to cool down, anybody have anything else to talk about? Did anybody do anything interesting during the break?
Ares *Slams the door open and yells*: Alright which one of you bastards did it?!
Helios: Yo yo yo, chill out Ares. Who did what?
Ares: I'm talking about which one of you idiots pissed off the angriest man in video game history?!
Zeus: If you're talking about Kratos then you need a list-
Ares: I don't mean Kratos! I mean the one who killed God with a capital G!
Odin: That doesn't really narrow it down-
Ares: I mean Asura from Asura's Wrath!
*Complete Silence*
Ares: Someone went out there and tried to get with his wife and daughter, and then tried force when they said no?!
Rest of the Greek Gods: *All look at Zeus*
Zeus: I didn't know they were his family, I just thought that the mom looked hot and needed some greece lightning. Plus the daughter looked old enough
Thor: How old did the daughter look?
Zeus: Like thirteen, anyways they both said no and I wasn't having any of that. Before I could do anything, this kid with a bow came out-
Heimdall *Running into the room*: Did any of you blast a bow wielding boy with a boy with lightning? Because if you did, then we're all fucked!
Zeus: What do you mean? He's just some random kid, plus we're all Gods, who's gonna be able to do anything-
Heimdall *Grabs Zeus' shirt and starts to shake him*: That *boy* is Atreus, THE SON OF KRATOS!
*Everyone starts to panic*
Hades *whose soul came back into his body*: WHO KILLED THE FUCKING RABBIT!
*Everyone pauses*
Zeus: I mean after I blasted the kid, I saw this rabbit hopping down the hall. I was mad, so I hit it with a lightning blast. No big deal
Hades: No big deal, NO BIG DEAL! That rabbit belong to the fucking DOOMSLAYER!
Poseidon: Wait, don't tell me-
Hades: I was in the underworld when all of a sudden, a rabbit appears out of nowhere. The moment they see it, all the demons start to freak out! Do you know what kind of person someone has to be to freak out demons like that?!
Theseus: *Locks the door and places a chair underneath the doorknob*
*Rip & Tear/The Only Thing They Fear Is You starts playing*
*A Chainsaw revs and rips a hole in the door*
Doomslayer: *Places his head where the hole is 'Here's Johnny' style*
Gods: *Start Screaming*
*Asura's Wrath OST: Asura Unleashed starts playing*
Asura: *Breaks down the wall and yells in anger*
Gods *Screaming even louder*
*God of War OST: Rage of Sparta starts playing*
Kratos *Breaking down another wall*: ZEUS! YOUR SON HAS RETURNED!
Poseidon looking at Odin strangling Ares while smiling is pure gold
Edit: OMFG I’ve never received so many likes, thanks guys
it is
Too funny
What do you mean looking? He's blind
It’s hilarious 😂
@@dantesparda4610 that also cured his blindness for a moment, just he didn't spoke about
I just love how Zeus says how did it go like he knew Odin was going to fail lol
I like how you actually spelled heracles' name right. I see so much people call him Hercules.
Hercules is his roman name and the more wellknown one so it makes sense
“ I can call kratos right now”😂😂😂 “Please call him. I want him to be here when I win game of the year”. That shit had me dead lmao.
Odin: *choking the hell out of Ares*
Modi and Heimdall: *trying to pull Odin away from him*
Poseidon: *just fucking chillin' and smiling like it's enjoyable*
The Norse Gods fought the Kratos that drinks Camomile tea, the Greek Gods fought the Kratos that was drinking RIP-IT 25/8 with his PTSD dialed up to "rip the knob off".....they are not the same...lol.
“Problem is they call you Allfather but you got sonned by a dwarf” had me in tears.
I slid out my seat on that one. XDD
this one hits different bro
the ultimate disrespect
Poseidon simply doesn't care. He'll roast anyone and anything.😂
RIGHT LMFAOOO
What makes this video even more of a masterpiece , is that Elden Ring most definitely did win game of the year 😭😭😭
"Oh shit I forgot I killed you" and he's just watching, drinking 😂
“The problem is they call you all father but you got son by a dwarf” 😭😭😭
Odin: 😠
Ares: 😧
Poseidon: 😎
The reason why Theseus didn’t want to open the door is because Kratos killed him with a door
1:18, The Aesir having the chance to see just how much worse Kratos was for the Olympians and trying to console them is so great. And the Olympians learning that Kratos either lost (because Zeus apparently broken everything that wasn’t the Blades of Chaos), ditched or apparently didn’t even need most of the equipment he snatched off of their corpses was even better.
The Aesir got lucky god of war 3 kratos would have perform mortal Kombat fatalities on all of them
Blame Zeus for destroying them and Athena took the Blades of Olympus
Well technically Zeus broke ALL of the weapons in GOW3 in the last battle, so the blame’s on him.
@@blackirontarkus2672 Oh, you’re right. And the only thing left from Greece were the Blades Of Chaos, which return to Kratos even when he tried to get rid of them…presumably Athena’s doing.
Yeah, it is a shame none of the other weapons carried over, but I think we know who’s fault it is…
*Right Zeus?*
I’ve seen two gameplays of Ragnarok back to back so this hits - this is so good 😂😂🔥🔥
Odin forgetting he killed Thor is SO IN CHARACTER lmao
I had hoped that Elden Ring would've been the Boat Captain. Ain't nobody in GOW history got more disrespected by Kratos.
It took me a moment to realize that Poseidon is wearing glasses because he’s blind now 😂
To see the nordic gods watching how kratos use to end his enemies before is golden
"This fight temporarily cured my blindness, so she got it"
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Wait. Odin died by magic. And Thor died by Odin for not doing the job he was assigned to do
Valkyries valid, dudes.
I half expected Poseidon to just go 'well i still can't see, but it sounded like Kratos was getting his asskicked, so she cool'.
Poseidon smiling as ares getting chocked out has me dead 😂😂😂
Pretty sure Baldur would be chillin like poseidon is, considering he suffered for so long
Kratos destroyed Greece so all magical items from Greece don’t exist, unless they were bound to something else.
Heimdall getting collectively shat on by everyone is the funniest shit ever. Ain't nobody like his ass😭😭
"Every time you speak, you prove that you're a mistake"
Had me absolutely dead
Heimdall getting the respect he deserves and Sigrun's fight curing Poseidons blindness temporarily is fucking hilarious
573 like no comments lemme fix that
@@zc5809 thanks bud
I love how all the greek gods are so dissappointed when they hear Kratos doesn't use any of their abilities in the Norse games, especially the strongest weapon in Olympus 🤣
4:26 "This fight temporarily cured my blindness" is wild💀💀💀
How could heimdall have 7 moms and still be a mistake 💀
"This fight temporarily cured my blindness" i died 🤣
Imagine the gods finding out Kratos MELLOWED OUT between games.
Heracles: Okay, be honest. How much of that was ACTUALLY Kratos?
Modi: ... None of it? Like, he just kicked my ass, split my brother's head in half, and I ran. The face was all Dad.
Heracles: ... No lie?
Modi: Nope. Atreus shanked me in the neck when I insulted his mom. Weird thing is, on the way down, I could have sworn I heard Kratos scolding his son.
Heracles: I- I'm sorry. You said KRATOS scolded his son for killing a god with the slightest provocation?
Modi: ... Yes?
Hera: Holy shit. When I insulted Pandora, he snapped my neck. Like, did not even hesitate.
Chronos: Lucky. He gut me from the inside for trying to kill him.
Modi: ... And I was insulting Faye at every chance I got.
Heracles: ... And you're not lying when you said Kratos didn't do this to you?
Modi: Nope.
Everyone: Holy shit.
One more thing that disrespects Helios, is that you can actually use Mimir as an attack. Kratos holds Mimir's head up so he can shoot a Bifrost laser that actually kills enemies, instead of Helios' flash.
Ayo what? How???
It's a relic you get from doing a quest I think
That and he's actually banging sigrun
I like the detail you put where you gave Heimdall a plaster on his cheek (don't take that out of context) because in Ragnarok, Kratos hit him with such a hard punch Heimdall got a cut and the air was going WHOOSH like damn my man Kratos put in some strength. Man it wasn't a punch with a wind up nah man it was like Kratos turned Hermes boots into Hermes gauntlets.
The most disrespected death posiedon
The most disrespected heimdall
Both are justified
I love how Thor is THE HIM GOD. The only god who canonically killed Kratos and then brought him back because he wanted a fight,
i love how whenever heimdall says something they're all just like SHUT THE FUCK UP
I love this it gets me giggling every time, the Norse gods got it easy, he was all gentle with them, he only killed like three gods? He was practically a pacifist.
And the racist line from Poseidon is a classic, cause what was done to him was a hate crime.😂
"Everytime you speak, you prove that you're a mistake" that sounded so much like ingame Odin's voice. Well done.
You can really hear Odin's VA say that line. We need someone to show him this video
Poseidon just be roasting everyone like he's making a holiday dinner!!!
@@infinitecontent8001 Lol
I was about to comment this! That line was delivered so good! Just like Odin, damn!
What does Hermes And Heimdall had in common? They both cocky, they both hard to hit and both their deaths were extremely satisfying
i like that thor was side eyeing odin while he was drinking 😂😂😂 that almost made me cry