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All The Norse Gods After Fighting Kratos

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  • @MasterGibz
    @MasterGibz Anos atrás +12984

    No matter how many enter that room, it's nice to see that poseidon is still considered the most disrespected boss.

    • @vicentehuerta2334
      @vicentehuerta2334 Anos atrás +891

      That beat down was just plain racist

    • @Juggtacula
      @Juggtacula Anos atrás +725

      The most disrespected was Helios, because he ripped his head off to use him as a flashlight. Then they just gave him a normal light later.

    • @matejbosela9093
      @matejbosela9093 Anos atrás +302

      He got honourable death by Spartan standards. You know, he could have got even worse - Spartans were not opposed to "having an involuntary intercourse" to shame their opponents...

    • @Mezha07
      @Mezha07 Anos atrás +398

      @@Juggtacula poseidone was more disrespected cause
      1 he got his eyes fcked up
      2 he got his neck cracked
      3 he got a pov beating on his ass
      4 he was crawling away and was on his knees literally
      5 he fought kratos unfairly cause basically kratos had Gaia fendig off the weird ass giant scorpion tentacle hybrid monster
      And for the last he was disrespected just beIng the first fcking boss in GO3 like you could argue the Big 3 of olympus should've at least had mini bosses before you fight them but nah poseidone was the mini boss

  • @nicoli-thenextup9866
    @nicoli-thenextup9866 7 meses atrás +2924

    The Norse god’s got the older, calmer kratos 😂
    the Greek gods, got the prime young, angry kratos 😭

      @RYLANOR_THE_ANCIENT_OF_RITES_ 5 meses atrás +133

      mike tyson kratos lol

    • @nicoli-thenextup9866
      @nicoli-thenextup9866 5 meses atrás +79

      @@RYLANOR_THE_ANCIENT_OF_RITES_ pretty much lol Hercules and Zeus witnessed that first hand lol

    • @nickschumacher4309
      @nickschumacher4309 4 meses atrás +32

      Both are quite terrifying either way.

    • @TheHighborn
      @TheHighborn 4 meses atrás +69

      it is stated that old Kratos is stronger tho. Funniest shit about this, is that both pantheons brought it on themselves.

    • @alivetoadstool1289
      @alivetoadstool1289 4 meses atrás +22

      Kratos is 2x as powerful as when he was in the Greek pantheon

  • @gideonbrown4215
    @gideonbrown4215 7 meses atrás +2336

    I love that Sigrun is the only one here playing nice even though she probably lasted the longest out of all of them.

    • @MetalGearCheese14
      @MetalGearCheese14 7 meses atrás +209

      And is also, actually... Alive.

    • @sentientmustache8360
      @sentientmustache8360 5 meses atrás +127

      @@MetalGearCheese14 and y’know, actually pretty chill and not furiously vengeful

    • @T_Dude
      @T_Dude 5 meses atrás +63

      And, y’know, not actually a villain.

    • @bahandplays8373
      @bahandplays8373 3 meses atrás +34

      @@FoFo_1300no she was not
      You can see her with the shield maidens after ragnarok
      And you can even do some side missions related to how she became a valkery in the first place and then visit her again at the same location where you left her at the end of the story

    • @albertscott4599
      @albertscott4599 3 meses atrás +3

      ​@FoFo_1300 no she didn't

  • @jesusvaldez3168
    @jesusvaldez3168 9 meses atrás +5744

    Odin: Actually there's one weapon that came with him
    Zeus: Really? What'd he bring with him?
    Baldur: These flaming chained blades, he used them for a really cool sequence during our fight
    Greek Gods: *All look at Ares*
    Ares: Aw come on! I thought he got rid of those!

    • @evantambolang3052
      @evantambolang3052 7 meses atrás +658

      Athena: Yeah... About that...

    • @KromeDome06
      @KromeDome06 7 meses atrás +438

      Damn, he shoulda put that part in here somewhere. Ares still fuckin up AFTER death...

    • @qhayiyadantile3208
      @qhayiyadantile3208 7 meses atrás +231

      Athena: See, what had happened was.....

    • @twobrosgamers8426
      @twobrosgamers8426 7 meses atrás +235

      Kratos: I tried several times to get rid of them, but they always come back.

    • @timeportal2859
      @timeportal2859 6 meses atrás +123

      Odin to Ares: You bastard you Doom us all!!!

  • @wwerox1995
    @wwerox1995 9 meses atrás +1106

    I like how even in the afterlife, Odin is still trying to manipulate Thor.

    • @arcahmwinters70
      @arcahmwinters70 2 meses atrás +44

      I love how it's having zero effect.

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 Mês atrás +16

      ​@@arcahmwinters70 character development

  • @Doov012
    @Doov012 9 meses atrás +3363

    "Heimdall is dead, THANK GOD!!!!" that part made me laugh 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @luckoftheirish5662
    @luckoftheirish5662 11 meses atrás +6905

    If you ever feel stupid, remember that Heimdall flipped off a blind guy

    • @Aaronrose575
      @Aaronrose575 9 meses atrás +498

      Or dared to reject peace from the man who soloe'd an entire, more powerful Pantheon

    • @angelb.823
      @angelb.823 7 meses atrás +236

      Poseidon would still see or sense Heimdall's flipping off. In a previous video, Poseidon told Hercules to lower his hand when he tried to raise it, even though he is blind.

    • @ObsidiaBlack1
      @ObsidiaBlack1 6 meses atrás +87

      @@angelb.823 Well, he did say he was the strongest god; probably knew Herc would say something about that and preempted him.

    • @housewilma4904
      @housewilma4904 6 meses atrás +28

      @@Aaronrose575 i was about to say otherwise then i remebered the norse killed half the pantheon aka the vanir in god of war so yeah they were weaker by the time kratos got there.

  • @sleepneedsslumber
    @sleepneedsslumber 10 meses atrás +1489

    Yo when Odin said
    "How you gon be in your daughter's life and she still end up fatherless? "
    That hit hard

    • @redtapex4091
      @redtapex4091 4 meses atrás +7

      Neeh, Sif is the God Of Fertility though so, he can have a father within no time notice

    • @Gamerlife-wq4ck
      @Gamerlife-wq4ck 3 meses atrás +6

      @@redtapex4091wasn’t freya the goddess of fertility?

    • @justsaiyan3346
      @justsaiyan3346 3 meses atrás

      ​@@Gamerlife-wq4cknah freya was the queen of valkyries

    • @TheRoomforImprovement
      @TheRoomforImprovement Mês atrás

      He was planning on rebuilding that relationship but no. Odin had to be a hater.

  • @Double-R-Nothing
    @Double-R-Nothing 6 meses atrás +713

    Can we appreciate this guy's attention to detail with costumes? He got a band-aid on exactly where Heimdall bled when Kratos first hit him.

    • @rottensquid
      @rottensquid 3 meses atrás +21

      Wrong side. Odin's eyepatch is on the wrong side too. I suspect he inverted those shots to get a better shot/reverse shot flow.

    • @keithcraig4263
      @keithcraig4263 3 meses atrás +10

      @@rottensquidthings are reversed on camersla

    • @rottensquid
      @rottensquid 2 meses atrás +2

      @@keithcraig4263 Yeah, I figured. When people are speaking to each other in separate shots, you gotta make sure they're facing one other. It's way more important than which side their eyepatch is on. Especially when they're all played by the same guy. If dude hadn't locked that down, his videos would be too confusing to be funny.

  • @brunowillich1837
    @brunowillich1837 8 meses atrás +534

    We need a part 3 where Kratos gets to join the room and interact with everyone

    • @GeoDashFan
      @GeoDashFan 5 meses atrás +32

      That's going to be a holiday to me
      I will stop everything just to watch it

    • @insaneedoko999
      @insaneedoko999 3 meses atrás +10

      YES!!! It must happen!

    • @redwitch12
      @redwitch12 2 meses atrás +21

      I just want to see some of them having an existential crisis when he stares at them and goes "Who are you again?"

    • @evantambolang3052
      @evantambolang3052 Mês atrás +13

      I think it's better when the part 3 is Kratos told his story to Freya and Mimir of fighting the Greek Gods and how he killed them that make both of them either impressed or horrified.

    • @dacodahoward1040
      @dacodahoward1040 Mês atrás +11

      Ares: oh shit, oh fuck
      Sigrun: hey kratos

  • @KingOfMadnesss
    @KingOfMadnesss 7 meses atrás +283

    After fighting sigrun, I approve of sigrun having been accepted in the meeting with the gods

  • @Spyderboi2.0
    @Spyderboi2.0 8 meses atrás +331

    Little fun fact: the reason Kratos doesn't have all of his weapons from GOW 3 is because Zues destroys them when they fight in the end of the game. Zues entered that huge spirit thing and pretty much disintegrated them and the blade of Olympus was taken by Athena after Kratos tried to off himself. Idk if anyone else knew that, but either way, I think it's a cool thing to mention.

    • @Wetbread.
      @Wetbread. 3 meses atrás

      You only missed it if you skip the gow3 and also Athena didn't took the blade kratos left the blade because it doesn't have it's power as kratos release hope to the surviving people in Greek and he manage to left Greek and manage to land on Norse mythology for some reason

    • @suryaandika6084
      @suryaandika6084 3 meses atrás +12

      Oh I remembered about the blade of olypus, after he end himself Athena grab the blade and just left it beside Kratos, so the blade still at the top of mount of Olympus

    • @Spyderboi2.0
      @Spyderboi2.0 3 meses atrás +1

      @@suryaandika6084 Yeah Ik. I should've corrected it but I didn't

    • @emperrorpalpatine164
      @emperrorpalpatine164 Mês atrás +1

      @@Wetbread. impossible for it to not work, as based on the games before GoW4, the blade a: used the power of a god to work, something that kratos was not since the beginning of GoW2, b: couldnt be destroyed like that since, like atlas stated: "then zeus created a powerful weapon, to end the great war. a weapon forged from the heavens and the earth" which was proven when kratos stabbed himself and only lost the power of hope, or most of it anyway, and the blade was still there, resting with the power of the god of war that kratos used to stab himself. c: the power was never taken out of the blade itself, only kratos after zeus destroyed everything else, which means the weapon still was fine. santa monica said a lot of bs, including that "gods get stronger the older they get" but based on their own games, he isnt a god anymore....

    • @Wetbread.
      @Wetbread. Mês atrás

      @@emperrorpalpatine164 you are right the blade still have it's power but I think I assumed it that it lost it's power because it stopped glowing after he got stabbed and pretty much every weapon kratos has stopped glowing when Zeus smashed them and also kratos is a demi god only not a god he only got the god of war status because he killed ares and got a massive boost on Pandora's box that why when you opened it in gow4 it empty you already took what's inside it's just hidden within you that waht happened in the last fight Athena ask what was it that awakened the hope so basically
      Tldr: I assume blade of Olympus has no more power because it lost it's glow
      Also kratos is a demi god in birth only got the boost of a god when he opened Pandora's box and killing ares

  • @cameronsuire8171
    @cameronsuire8171 Anos atrás +6483

    I personally love how Poseidon is just sitting there smiling like he knew Kratos was gonna go to rack more gods

    • @kbyaghi
      @kbyaghi Anos atrás +396

      i mean he wasn’t lying when he said that no matter how many gods kratos would kill more would stand up against him

    • @cameronsuire8171
      @cameronsuire8171 Anos atrás +80

      @@kbyaghi ik but it's still funny as hell

    • @kbyaghi
      @kbyaghi Anos atrás +37

      @@cameronsuire8171 ik i was just agreeing with you my bad if it didn’t seem like it

    • @cartman4796
      @cartman4796 Anos atrás +6


    • @samuelbrown7466
      @samuelbrown7466 Anos atrás +32

      I think the idea of him killing all normal real world inspired gods and moving to other games, fucking kratos the doom slayer XD

  • @joslinsimpson5470
    @joslinsimpson5470 9 meses atrás +516

    It's crazy how kratos.changed from BEING A MENACE TO SOCIETY to being a lovely father

    • @davidsonsimeus3298
      @davidsonsimeus3298 7 meses atrás +38

      Well to be fair he always was a loving father. He had Calliope his daughter before he had Atreus his son. The BS he had to deal with in the underworld with Persephone to see his daughter one last time along with the haunting memories of his family's death. He's not the greatest man but he always was a loving Father.

    • @pneumonoultramicroscopicsi2878
      @pneumonoultramicroscopicsi2878 2 meses atrás +8

      ​​@@davidsonsimeus3298man only if ares left him alone or if Zeus never ordered ares to take deimos

  • @roblosonic505
    @roblosonic505 8 meses atrás +919

    Thor is lucky the Greek Gods never found out he managed to actually kill Kratos but revived him out of pride
    Poseidon would have a full mental breakdown

    • @MrMemeDuck
      @MrMemeDuck 3 meses atrás +120

      Fr they would all jump him😂

    • @quintonmiller8266
      @quintonmiller8266 3 meses atrás +62

      He did not kill him, just knocked him out. Plus he would of came out and killed thor. He got out of the Norse hell by himself remember?

    • @StormSnake0618
      @StormSnake0618 3 meses atrás +95

      @@quintonmiller8266 Game over screen means he died. That's the point. Thor used shock therapy to restart his heart just so he could beat him up more.

    • @thecommentguy9380
      @thecommentguy9380 3 meses atrás +55

      @@StormSnake0618 it was the game's trick to make us think he's dead. Like of all the battle injuries we see Kratos tanked, you think a bonk to the head by Mjonir is going to kill him?
      Also Thor was specifically told not to kill him that time, so there's no chance he'd kill Kratos

    • @OgBigMaaan
      @OgBigMaaan 3 meses atrás +10

      Once again…CASH MONEY to have seen that play out 😭😭

  • @perrycarters3113
    @perrycarters3113 6 meses atrás +214

    I love the idea of Odin showing up in post-Kratos therapy, and with no warning just launching himself at Ares.

  • @snacker3495
    @snacker3495 8 meses atrás +322

    That Blade of Olympus one was SO felt for me, had me like "DAAAAAAAAMN!"
    The Icarus bit was awesome too - this whole thing was just perfect lmao

  • @user-zx8kz8gv3n
    @user-zx8kz8gv3n 4 meses atrás +64

    This dudes execution for these characters is wild. Big respect. "Heimdall is dead, THANK GOD!!!!" that part made me laugh .

  • @ShockInazuma
    @ShockInazuma Anos atrás +9981

    I love how Poseidon just smiles at Ares getting choked out by Odin. Deserved.

    • @Ace_03
      @Ace_03 Anos atrás +559

      Ares : harder all-father
      Odin : what
      Ares : what

    • @rishin7852
      @rishin7852 Anos atrás +81

      @@Ace_03 Zeus: the heck?

    • @barliqazimi4815
      @barliqazimi4815 Anos atrás +118

      @@rishin7852 nah Zeus out of all people is into that shit

    • @tomatoboi5735
      @tomatoboi5735 Anos atrás +13

      @@Ace_03 huh???!!

    • @kensosaramos
      @kensosaramos Anos atrás +62

      @@Ace_03 all-daddy* (OK, I'll see myself out)

  • @Snook1985
    @Snook1985 10 meses atrás +221

    I finally beat Ragnarok allowing me to finally watch this. Poseidon's smile while Aries got choked out and Zeus' "Soooo how did it go?" Had me dying. The Greek gods got it so much worse.

  • @nanogex2970
    @nanogex2970 3 meses atrás +37

    "I offered him peace, AND HE STARTED RAGNAROK" best line

  • @drummerrck
    @drummerrck 8 meses atrás +138

    My favorite thing about this is Sigrun is so powerful even Odin had to tell on himself to give her the props she deserves.

  • @baileyblanton5478
    @baileyblanton5478 6 meses atrás +166

    Sigrun: who was that?
    Entire Greek pantheon: 👀

  • @kckash522
    @kckash522 10 meses atrás +135

    The collective Heimdall hatred is so top tier

    • @icewing202
      @icewing202 Mês atrás +9

      The almost synchronized "shut the fuck up" got me

  • @LokiX_Change
    @LokiX_Change Anos atrás +3487

    “She valid. This fight temporarily cured my blindness “. -Poseidon
    That part had me hollering 🤣🤣🤣

  • @vladhunter9269
    @vladhunter9269 9 meses atrás +136

    "No he sold them for Hacksilver" absolutely killed me!

  • @gx7975
    @gx7975 10 meses atrás +49

    The fact that Heimdall was probably the only god that could have lived against kratos

    • @user-vo1ku9xy4d
      @user-vo1ku9xy4d 6 meses atrás +3

      So as hermes hera hercules helios

    • @jj-ce8bb
      @jj-ce8bb 5 meses atrás +2

      Basically all the Greek gods in gow 3 if they just stayed out of the way

    • @monghanclan2330
      @monghanclan2330 Mês atrás +2

      *baldur just staring at yu*

  • @Veliconis
    @Veliconis 8 meses atrás +151

    Poseidon to Heimdall: "I'd spit on your face if I could see you." Absolute gold.

  • @thewestfire9729
    @thewestfire9729 10 meses atrás +163

    2:41 favorite part is Helios breaking down because he was hunted down so his head could be used as a flashlight, and Kratos got rid of it cause he found a better dead head, his son can do what he can, and he’s got a new flashlight that doubles as an all access pass to different realms of existence.

  • @beeerooney
    @beeerooney 3 meses atrás +32

    can we talk about how good this dude’s acting is?? hes juggling like 12 different characters ranging from crying to angry to comedic like wow

  • @feezee23
    @feezee23 9 meses atrás +67

    I like the idea that even though greek and norse mythology have an afterlife, there's apparently just some room that the gods end up in, no matter what religion

  • @tykamen5588
    @tykamen5588 Mês atrás +4

    Aries: so all Kratos did was stab you in the neck? That’s pretty tame.
    Modi: no, it was his son that stabbed me.
    Greek Gods: HIS WHAT?!

  • @LunarArcher
    @LunarArcher 9 meses atrás +47

    I just can't get over Modi's face when he saw what Kratos did to Poseidon. If you really think about it, The Gods in Ragnarok wouldn't stand a chance against old Kratos. Man had no remorse and was the embodiment of Anger.

  • @ivcenbait
    @ivcenbait 10 meses atrás +46

    I need Heimdall to react to all the Greek God's death since he underestimated Kratos so much💀

    • @sekira4516
      @sekira4516 17 horas atrás

      nah we got it in game with his dying breath as the last thing he ever sees is the savage godslayer that Kratos once was.

  • @brandonpreslar2353
    @brandonpreslar2353 7 meses atrás +22

    Absolutely, Absolutely, Absolutely amazing writing! This is so well done! You are an absolute genius! Everything flows so perfectly together and I can't stop laughing!

  • @michaelbarney4060
    @michaelbarney4060 Anos atrás +21612

    I love that Odin does practically every horrible thing he did mostly to find out what the afterlife was like, and in the end, it’s some dude’s office where everyone looks the same.

    • @tkurz3071
      @tkurz3071 Anos atrás +303

      Oof was that racist to you?

    • @michaelbarney4060
      @michaelbarney4060 Anos atrás +1152

      @@tkurz3071 They literally look the same because they’re all played by the same guy.

    • @tkurz3071
      @tkurz3071 Anos atrás +337

      @@michaelbarney4060 I know, just continuing the running joke...

    • @vicentehuerta2334
      @vicentehuerta2334 Anos atrás +444

      Odin fearing for his afterlife thinking that he will cease to exist when he dies only to cause that very thing to happen because he was a paranoid ahole

  • @TayDoe3
    @TayDoe3 8 meses atrás +35

    I’ve always wondered how the FATES & the FURIES , hell even the NORNS felt about bc one another….how fast sigrun earned her respect in that room without saying much at all.

  • @joesherry6732
    @joesherry6732 10 meses atrás +69

    Zeus asking Odin how it went with a big grin on his face is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

  • @KevinLopez-fm9kz
    @KevinLopez-fm9kz 10 meses atrás +142

    5:21 this part aged like fine wine

    • @qofi2723
      @qofi2723 6 meses atrás +2

      Wait who's that?

    • @HeroOfJusticeYT
      @HeroOfJusticeYT 6 meses atrás +5

      ​@@qofi2723 he's eldin ring the game

    • @qofi2723
      @qofi2723 6 meses atrás +3

      @@HeroOfJusticeYT Thank you!

  • @heerosagayuy2143
    @heerosagayuy2143 8 meses atrás +60

    That elden ring moment was so on point 😂😂😂

  • @treywalker9103
    @treywalker9103 6 meses atrás +30

    The beginning when Zues asked Odin "sooo, how'd it gooo" fkn killed me 😂😂😂

  • @elviraweekes3906
    @elviraweekes3906 Anos atrás +7994

    Fun fact: All of Odin’s ravens are sacrificed children hanged by their mothers and fathers. To be Odin’s little spies think about that for a moment, and every time you kill them you free them from his control.

    • @elviraweekes3906
      @elviraweekes3906 Anos atrás +621

      Oh shit I forgot to put a spoiler warning I’m sorry.🤦‍♂️

    • @zoltire6478
      @zoltire6478 Anos atrás +645

      What the actual fu- HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS

    • @redirmer760
      @redirmer760 Anos atrás +587

      Basically sold as slaves for his expense and not given the trial of going through the underworld, Got it

    • @KanonFann
      @KanonFann Anos atrás +200

      I mean... you can edit the comment to add the spoiler warning.

    • @jameswalker6724
      @jameswalker6724 Anos atrás +135

      It’s after you do the side quest the eyes of Odin

  • @savagesabre
    @savagesabre 9 meses atrás +33

    This vid never gets old no matter how many times i watch it, like i would watch it for the 1000th time and it’d still be just as funny as the first time i watched it XD

  • @redtapex4091
    @redtapex4091 4 meses atrás +4

    Atlas: *Eyy, are you still there, Kratos, everyone, any Olympians there??* 🤔
    Cronos and Gaia: *Yoo, Zeus, can Titans fit into that room*

  • @bshia13
    @bshia13 7 meses atrás +41

    3:13 Love how Theseus has a genuine fear over doors now 😅

  • @bleedingsoul1020
    @bleedingsoul1020 10 meses atrás +41

    We not going to talk about the fact that he still has Hades's soul

    • @arcticangel1628
      @arcticangel1628 9 meses atrás +3

      😅I couldn’t stop laughing at the beginning. Lol! Hahahahaha!

    • @dani.2479
      @dani.2479 16 dias atrás +1

      Does that mean that kratos could sell hades`s soul for money?

  • @pocketinfinity6733
    @pocketinfinity6733 10 meses atrás +57

    2:59 "Wait hol up, where even is Artemis?"
    Artemis, knowing damn well she alive cause she didnt mess with Kratos: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @dragenfire68
      @dragenfire68 Mês atrás +2

      Apollo also isn't there

    • @synergy8879
      @synergy8879 Mês atrás +8

      she sat back, took a blunt and said “not my fucking business.”

    • @Lightspeeds
      @Lightspeeds 13 dias atrás +1

      I'm guessing the same applies to Demeter and Hestia.

  • @clips-are-random
    @clips-are-random Anos atrás +17577

    I love how Heimdall gets the respect he deserves in this video.
    Edit: also didn't anyone else notice that Odin grew back his left eye and lost his right one.

  • @Death_13TH
    @Death_13TH 6 meses atrás +28

    The part with Icarus just about killed me with laughter.

  • @oddfreaks6452
    @oddfreaks6452 4 meses atrás +11

    I like to think Sigrun is there just to chill because she was invited. Like she ain’t mad, she ain’t depressed, she’s just there to relax in between business in Midgard and Shield Maiden stuff

  • @obolstudios5154
    @obolstudios5154 Mês atrás +11

    I like how Odin probably entered the afterlife found out who created Kratos/ghost of Sparta and Ares was just “first time?” And Odin just went *D I E*

  • @DefinitelyNotHidan
    @DefinitelyNotHidan 8 meses atrás +58

    I still can't move on with Thor saying "thank you for taking me away from my daughter" 😂

  • @trace_the_wolf_raven
    @trace_the_wolf_raven Mês atrás +7

    3:00 everyone to Heimdall “SHUT THE FUCK UP!” made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂

  • @QuickmanX
    @QuickmanX 3 meses atrás +3

    I love Poseidon's hatred and animosity towards Kratos......but he forgets one thing, Kratos skin was dark until he was cursed by the GODS. 😅😅😅

  • @ItsChevnotJeff
    @ItsChevnotJeff Mês atrás +5

    Fun fact, it said in the wiki that Ghost Zeus destroyed all the magic weapons Kratos had when he emerged, which is why they were on the ground, and the Blades of Exile were the only ones still usable
    So basically Kratos couldn't bring them because he rendered them all useless, and probably creased Hermes' Js as well

  • @HelianGamePiano
    @HelianGamePiano 7 meses atrás +27

    I love that everyone RESPECT Sigrun to their Heart. Even tho The youngest sister of Fate teaches Respect to Kratos lol.

  • @mamo8210
    @mamo8210 11 meses atrás +5447

    I love how even in death EVERYONE still hates Heimdall absolutely hilarious. LMAO

    • @rs0620
      @rs0620 11 meses atrás +241

      They're valid tho. Like listen if you have gold teeth, you ain't it. You're just all talk and no fight. Honestly, Heimdall should be grateful he got it off easy.... unlike Poseidon.

    • @bbittercoffee
      @bbittercoffee 10 meses atrás +52

      @@rs0620 i WAS wondering if he had gold teeth or if he just drank a lot of coffee lmao

    • @christianjudeberbano3134
      @christianjudeberbano3134 10 meses atrás +46

      @@bbittercoffee tbf, one of his title is ''the one with the golden teeth"

  • @gadielgonzalez2755
    @gadielgonzalez2755 4 meses atrás +2

    I kinda want mid-quel video where the greek gods are wrapping up their discussion from the first up until baldur shows up the first time and they're just like "who are you 🧐?" And it just keeps going until eventually it ends with Odin choking out Ares at the start of this video

  • @KIRI384
    @KIRI384 10 meses atrás +33

    3:02 bruh Heimdall’s face in this part just had me rolling💀💀💀

  • @hey_im_blod
    @hey_im_blod 5 meses atrás +49

    1:37 modi's face is priceless

  • @JadeMonDaram
    @JadeMonDaram Mês atrás +1

    "She's valid"
    "Ey look, this fight temporarily cured my blindness"
    One of the funniest lines XD

  • @jesusvaldez3168
    @jesusvaldez3168 7 meses atrás +4

    *Scene: God Room 1 Hour after Elden Ring left*
    Poseidon: Alright, now that everyone has had a chance to cool down, anybody have anything else to talk about? Did anybody do anything interesting during the break?
    Ares *Slams the door open and yells*: Alright which one of you bastards did it?!
    Helios: Yo yo yo, chill out Ares. Who did what?
    Ares: I'm talking about which one of you idiots pissed off the angriest man in video game history?!
    Zeus: If you're talking about Kratos then you need a list-
    Ares: I don't mean Kratos! I mean the one who killed God with a capital G!
    Odin: That doesn't really narrow it down-
    Ares: I mean Asura from Asura's Wrath!
    *Complete Silence*
    Ares: Someone went out there and tried to get with his wife and daughter, and then tried force when they said no?!
    Rest of the Greek Gods: *All look at Zeus*
    Zeus: I didn't know they were his family, I just thought that the mom looked hot and needed some greece lightning. Plus the daughter looked old enough
    Thor: How old did the daughter look?
    Zeus: Like thirteen, anyways they both said no and I wasn't having any of that. Before I could do anything, this kid with a bow came out-
    Heimdall *Running into the room*: Did any of you blast a bow wielding boy with a boy with lightning? Because if you did, then we're all fucked!
    Zeus: What do you mean? He's just some random kid, plus we're all Gods, who's gonna be able to do anything-
    Heimdall *Grabs Zeus' shirt and starts to shake him*: That *boy* is Atreus, THE SON OF KRATOS!
    *Everyone starts to panic*
    Hades *whose soul came back into his body*: WHO KILLED THE FUCKING RABBIT!
    *Everyone pauses*
    Zeus: I mean after I blasted the kid, I saw this rabbit hopping down the hall. I was mad, so I hit it with a lightning blast. No big deal
    Hades: No big deal, NO BIG DEAL! That rabbit belong to the fucking DOOMSLAYER!
    Poseidon: Wait, don't tell me-
    Hades: I was in the underworld when all of a sudden, a rabbit appears out of nowhere. The moment they see it, all the demons start to freak out! Do you know what kind of person someone has to be to freak out demons like that?!
    Theseus: *Locks the door and places a chair underneath the doorknob*
    *Rip & Tear/The Only Thing They Fear Is You starts playing*
    *A Chainsaw revs and rips a hole in the door*
    Doomslayer: *Places his head where the hole is 'Here's Johnny' style*
    Gods: *Start Screaming*
    *Asura's Wrath OST: Asura Unleashed starts playing*
    Asura: *Breaks down the wall and yells in anger*
    Gods *Screaming even louder*
    *God of War OST: Rage of Sparta starts playing*
    Kratos *Breaking down another wall*: ZEUS! YOUR SON HAS RETURNED!

  • @giannifois8948
    @giannifois8948 Anos atrás +4497

    Poseidon looking at Odin strangling Ares while smiling is pure gold
    Edit: OMFG I’ve never received so many likes, thanks guys

  • @noahlenz6970
    @noahlenz6970 10 meses atrás +19

    I just love how Zeus says how did it go like he knew Odin was going to fail lol

  • @vipermaster3958
    @vipermaster3958 9 meses atrás +16

    I like how you actually spelled heracles' name right. I see so much people call him Hercules.

    • @icewing202
      @icewing202 Mês atrás

      Hercules is his roman name and the more wellknown one so it makes sense

  • @hollerboystv1783
    @hollerboystv1783 Mês atrás +1

    “ I can call kratos right now”😂😂😂 “Please call him. I want him to be here when I win game of the year”. That shit had me dead lmao.

  • @spiderseanl1207
    @spiderseanl1207 5 meses atrás +7

    Odin: *choking the hell out of Ares*
    Modi and Heimdall: *trying to pull Odin away from him*
    Poseidon: *just fucking chillin' and smiling like it's enjoyable*

  • @theelaffingman8776
    @theelaffingman8776 Mês atrás +2

    The Norse Gods fought the Kratos that drinks Camomile tea, the Greek Gods fought the Kratos that was drinking RIP-IT 25/8 with his PTSD dialed up to "rip the knob off".....they are not the same...lol.

  • @demonkingak1755
    @demonkingak1755 Anos atrás +6720

    “Problem is they call you Allfather but you got sonned by a dwarf” had me in tears.

  • @zakiyawilliams5113
    @zakiyawilliams5113 7 meses atrás +7

    What makes this video even more of a masterpiece , is that Elden Ring most definitely did win game of the year 😭😭😭

  • @SHROUD_15_
    @SHROUD_15_ 5 meses atrás +17

    "Oh shit I forgot I killed you" and he's just watching, drinking 😂

  • @hameedsultan701
    @hameedsultan701 Mês atrás +2

    “The problem is they call you all father but you got son by a dwarf” 😭😭😭

  • @CrisSoultheFallen
    @CrisSoultheFallen 2 meses atrás +4

    Odin: 😠
    Ares: 😧
    Poseidon: 😎

  • @vevyanhabashy7376
    @vevyanhabashy7376 Mês atrás +8

    The reason why Theseus didn’t want to open the door is because Kratos killed him with a door

  • @callmev3531
    @callmev3531 Anos atrás +5392

    1:18, The Aesir having the chance to see just how much worse Kratos was for the Olympians and trying to console them is so great. And the Olympians learning that Kratos either lost (because Zeus apparently broken everything that wasn’t the Blades of Chaos), ditched or apparently didn’t even need most of the equipment he snatched off of their corpses was even better.

    • @waterpillar1977
      @waterpillar1977 Anos atrás +530

      The Aesir got lucky god of war 3 kratos would have perform mortal Kombat fatalities on all of them

    • @lordofchangelulz6645
      @lordofchangelulz6645 Anos atrás +277

      Blame Zeus for destroying them and Athena took the Blades of Olympus

    • @blackirontarkus2672
      @blackirontarkus2672 Anos atrás +288

      Well technically Zeus broke ALL of the weapons in GOW3 in the last battle, so the blame’s on him.

    • @callmev3531
      @callmev3531 Anos atrás +223

      @@blackirontarkus2672 Oh, you’re right. And the only thing left from Greece were the Blades Of Chaos, which return to Kratos even when he tried to get rid of them…presumably Athena’s doing.

  • @redninja0078
    @redninja0078 9 meses atrás +14

    Yeah, it is a shame none of the other weapons carried over, but I think we know who’s fault it is…
    *Right Zeus?*

  • @JoyaLewisTheMusician
    @JoyaLewisTheMusician 10 meses atrás +41

    I’ve seen two gameplays of Ragnarok back to back so this hits - this is so good 😂😂🔥🔥
    Odin forgetting he killed Thor is SO IN CHARACTER lmao

  • @american_jackal5956
    @american_jackal5956 Mês atrás +2

    I had hoped that Elden Ring would've been the Boat Captain. Ain't nobody in GOW history got more disrespected by Kratos.

  • @atm1058
    @atm1058 3 meses atrás +2

    It took me a moment to realize that Poseidon is wearing glasses because he’s blind now 😂

  • @enchanted3748
    @enchanted3748 2 meses atrás +3

    To see the nordic gods watching how kratos use to end his enemies before is golden

  • @CGOKirito
    @CGOKirito 11 meses atrás +3918

    "This fight temporarily cured my blindness, so she got it"

    • @lonewolfyrayYT
      @lonewolfyrayYT 4 meses atrás +19

      Wait. Odin died by magic. And Thor died by Odin for not doing the job he was assigned to do

    • @peterpettigrew1627
      @peterpettigrew1627 3 meses atrás +10

      Valkyries valid, dudes.

    • @kinagrill
      @kinagrill 2 meses atrás +10

      I half expected Poseidon to just go 'well i still can't see, but it sounded like Kratos was getting his asskicked, so she cool'.

  • @theboywonder4302
    @theboywonder4302 7 meses atrás +11

    Poseidon smiling as ares getting chocked out has me dead 😂😂😂

  • @bum116
    @bum116 Mês atrás +3

    Pretty sure Baldur would be chillin like poseidon is, considering he suffered for so long

  • @DrenixWarriorKnight
    @DrenixWarriorKnight Mês atrás +3

    Kratos destroyed Greece so all magical items from Greece don’t exist, unless they were bound to something else.

  • @goat9295
    @goat9295 2 meses atrás +2

    Heimdall getting collectively shat on by everyone is the funniest shit ever. Ain't nobody like his ass😭😭

  • @atanasatanasov7300
    @atanasatanasov7300 2 meses atrás +3

    "Every time you speak, you prove that you're a mistake"
    Had me absolutely dead

  • @swarnasishsaha9681
    @swarnasishsaha9681 Anos atrás +2056

    Heimdall getting the respect he deserves and Sigrun's fight curing Poseidons blindness temporarily is fucking hilarious

  • @dullpower2358
    @dullpower2358 10 meses atrás +6

    I love how all the greek gods are so dissappointed when they hear Kratos doesn't use any of their abilities in the Norse games, especially the strongest weapon in Olympus 🤣

  • @hoodlum9206
    @hoodlum9206 21 dia atrás +1

    4:26 "This fight temporarily cured my blindness" is wild💀💀💀

  • @blue_energy1424
    @blue_energy1424 7 meses atrás +6

    How could heimdall have 7 moms and still be a mistake 💀

  • @adihakimi4974
    @adihakimi4974 10 meses atrás +7

    "This fight temporarily cured my blindness" i died 🤣

  • @plasmusdogmatic4348
    @plasmusdogmatic4348 6 meses atrás +2

    Imagine the gods finding out Kratos MELLOWED OUT between games.
    Heracles: Okay, be honest. How much of that was ACTUALLY Kratos?
    Modi: ... None of it? Like, he just kicked my ass, split my brother's head in half, and I ran. The face was all Dad.
    Heracles: ... No lie?
    Modi: Nope. Atreus shanked me in the neck when I insulted his mom. Weird thing is, on the way down, I could have sworn I heard Kratos scolding his son.
    Heracles: I- I'm sorry. You said KRATOS scolded his son for killing a god with the slightest provocation?
    Modi: ... Yes?
    Hera: Holy shit. When I insulted Pandora, he snapped my neck. Like, did not even hesitate.
    Chronos: Lucky. He gut me from the inside for trying to kill him.
    Modi: ... And I was insulting Faye at every chance I got.
    Heracles: ... And you're not lying when you said Kratos didn't do this to you?
    Modi: Nope.
    Everyone: Holy shit.

  • @Evilshadow529
    @Evilshadow529 Anos atrás +2819

    One more thing that disrespects Helios, is that you can actually use Mimir as an attack. Kratos holds Mimir's head up so he can shoot a Bifrost laser that actually kills enemies, instead of Helios' flash.

  • @justarandomguy3266
    @justarandomguy3266 7 meses atrás +6

    I like the detail you put where you gave Heimdall a plaster on his cheek (don't take that out of context) because in Ragnarok, Kratos hit him with such a hard punch Heimdall got a cut and the air was going WHOOSH like damn my man Kratos put in some strength. Man it wasn't a punch with a wind up nah man it was like Kratos turned Hermes boots into Hermes gauntlets.

  • @jackashmore1626
    @jackashmore1626 5 meses atrás +2

    The most disrespected death posiedon
    The most disrespected heimdall
    Both are justified

  • @abhinav2500
    @abhinav2500 3 meses atrás +1

    I love how Thor is THE HIM GOD. The only god who canonically killed Kratos and then brought him back because he wanted a fight,

  • @kittymetts4999
    @kittymetts4999 6 meses atrás +2

    i love how whenever heimdall says something they're all just like SHUT THE FUCK UP

  • @zaphael7238
    @zaphael7238 16 dias atrás

    I love this it gets me giggling every time, the Norse gods got it easy, he was all gentle with them, he only killed like three gods? He was practically a pacifist.
    And the racist line from Poseidon is a classic, cause what was done to him was a hate crime.😂

  • @GhoulBandit
    @GhoulBandit Anos atrás +3789

    "Everytime you speak, you prove that you're a mistake" that sounded so much like ingame Odin's voice. Well done.

    • @jefferycrouse4652
      @jefferycrouse4652 Anos atrás +162

      You can really hear Odin's VA say that line. We need someone to show him this video

    • @infinitecontent8001
      @infinitecontent8001 11 meses atrás +84

      Poseidon just be roasting everyone like he's making a holiday dinner!!!

    • @ZaWarudo2922
      @ZaWarudo2922 11 meses atrás +4

      @@infinitecontent8001 Lol

    • @TotallySquirrel
      @TotallySquirrel 11 meses atrás +1

      I was about to comment this! That line was delivered so good! Just like Odin, damn!

    • @TheLastRunicKnight
      @TheLastRunicKnight 11 meses atrás +7

      What does Hermes And Heimdall had in common? They both cocky, they both hard to hit and both their deaths were extremely satisfying

  • @PhantomGamerXYT
    @PhantomGamerXYT 7 meses atrás +9

    i like that thor was side eyeing odin while he was drinking 😂😂😂 that almost made me cry